How to Put a Tyrant to Sleep Correctly

No matter whether it is black or white, it can be turned into yellow. The demon concubine is attacked by the evil emperor, who cuts people like melons, is cold-blooded, ruthless, terrifying, violent and frightened by the news. Shen Ling traveled through time and became an upright spy, and was sent by the villain brother to lurk next to the tyrant. The tyrant was cruel and sinister, killing people like crazy and refusing to listen to slander. When all the spies in the same group were killed and only Shen Ling was left, the tyrant asked him what he was doing. The tyrant was not a womanizer. Shen Ling looked up at the head that was said to be five-fifths similar to the tyrant "White Moonlight" and said tremblingly: "I have admired your Majesty for a long time, and I recommend myself to the pillow." Tyrant: "I don't like useless people. Come and show your talent." So Shen Ling sang a song of loyalty to the country with a broken gong voice. After the song was over, the tyrant had complicated eyes and raised his hand to take him into the harem. Then Shen Ling trepidatiously got together with the tyrant, cowarded and flirted, and used all his methods to make the tyrant turn into a pervert. After that, he became a glorious vixen, giving the tyrant headaches and insomnia. It turns out that Shen Ling was in trouble every day, living as decadently as a salted fish, just coaxing the tyrant to stay in bed, take naps, and sleep late. One day, a system suddenly descended from the sky and told Shen Ling that he was chosen by God to assist the protagonist, the little emperor, in defeating the tyrant's father, killing the vicious brothers, and hacking down the traitors in the Manchu Dynasty. He became the loyal minister and good general of Hai Qing He Yan, and the world was peaceful. The good loyal minister looked at his legs hanging on the tyrant's waist and his claws on the tyrant's back, and apologized to the system: "Together, you are late. I'm afraid I can't be a loyal minister, I can only be a little mother." System: "????" This article is also known as "The system arrived twenty years late", "Brother Emperor, it turns out you also traveled through time" and "You are so good at pretending" Reading guide: 1.1V1, neither dismantling nor counterattack, only each other can attack and support body and mind, there is a trace of same-sex sub-CP (the background board does not have much drama) 2.. It is forbidden to control the dream girl and do not call the character husband or wife. 3. The character is not a perfect person and has huge personality flaws. He is not a Machiavellian person, he is just an xp cookie. 4. Don't quarrel or make personal attacks. The author will delete the comment. ——Request payment in advance—— "The Founding Master" Once the founder of the mountain was reborn, he woke up and returned to the body of his unfilial descendant Liu Mian. This son is neither good at literature nor martial arts. He is a nymphomaniac with short sleeves and a control over his appearance. He has more hands and feet than his good brother in his heart. He is romantic and lazy by nature. He was raised to be a good-for-nothing, glib-tongued little loser. The little loser doesn't want to make progress. He only wants to be a pretty boy. He dresses up like a peacock and hangs around in front of his fiancé every day. Then he proposed to break off the engagement, assassinate, and provide one-stop service for mass graves. The little loser lay in the mass grave and cried, thinking that if he died like this, his fiancé would be in agony, thinking of his goodness. The Patriarch was so angry that he clicked on the forehead of the unworthy descendant and reprimanded: "Are you stupid! Are you stupid! If someone sells you, you still have to count the money! How come I, the descendant of the first sect in the world, have fallen into this situation? How can you be inferior to others! If you have some ambition, you have to be the number one if you want to sleep with a man!" Think of him as the founder of the first sect in the world. Eight hundred years ago, he was the first in the world. He was prospering day by day and the sect was prosperous. Eight hundred years later, his disciples and disciples would not be able to survive every second - Liu Mian: "What is the best sect in the world? It has fallen long ago!" Now the leader of the sect has been settled in ruins. He returned to the mountain with his broken pills and useless repairs and took a look:... No, why did it fall? ! His industry is so big! So many hills! Not a single one of your disciples, disciples, and grandsons has grown up? Waste! ! The once majestic and prominent sect in the world has now been pawned off by the "filial sons and virtuous grandsons", leaving only one acre of thin fields, a thatched hut, and a basket of sweet potatoes. The founder wept on the ground for a quarter of an hour, whipped the useless snacks and left the sect to start his own business. The unscrupulous descendants gnawed the sweet potatoes and cried loudly, asking him what on earth he wanted to do? Grandmaster looked at the sky and said, "Of course I will go back to my old business." Practice, farm, make money, beg for food, and revitalize the sect! The romantic, lazy, fair-faced, little trash snack was attacked by the two dragons Aotian Ancestor in the X volume. Purpose: The brilliance of humanity in desperate situations