When an internet-addicted teenager meets a street kid, what kind of sparks will they create?
Johnson Hsu: "The spark of love."
Xu Youjia: "Slap you in the mouth."
Later, on a dark and stormy night, there was a fight in Fengheng Street, and our little prince from the Internet cafe met the tyrant of Fengheng Street.
From then on, the two met by chance in the world.
Xu Youjia: "Brother, you are pretty good at fighting."
Jiang Senxu: "Brother, you are also good at running.
Xu Youjia: "..."
What is Johnson Hsu's slogan?
- Go to hell
——Fuck him
What is Xu Youjia's slogan?
-Run the hell
——Calling him a bastard
Later, when the little prince of the Internet cafe and the tyrant of Feng Heng Street were planning to become sworn brothers in Taoyuan, Xu's father brought back a woman.
Father Xu: "Son, this is your Aunt Jiang, and this is your Aunt Jiang's son. From now on, he will be your brother, so we must get along well with him. "
Xu Youjia and Jiang Senxu looked at each other: "..."
Ah, this fucking life.
People are ruthless and don't talk much (fake); people are cowardly and talk a lot (real); they are slutty and aggressive;
ps:
1. Early brainless writing, the writing style is very white, super white and invincible.
2. If you don't like it, you can click on it.
3. You don't have to scold my son when you scold me, otherwise I will become twisted and crawling in darkness.
4. The cover shows Xiao Jiang and Xiao Xu, with Xiao Jiang on the top and Xiao Xu on the bottom.
Intention: Feel the beauty of everything in the world