Trisolaran in Yokohama

Copywriting 1 For a supreme goal, I came to Earth on the Trisolaran First Fleet. Referring to the Earth's wall-facing plan, I don't know what the highest goal is. With a transparent mind, I loaded the body of an Earthling, and realized through the bandage spirit's invitation to commit suicide that Earthlings are all good at deception. I'm so panicked. Fortunately, there are many kind people who help me and teach me how to be a good person. For example, Nakahara Chuuya, who is the same as me, and Kunikida Doppo, who loves to write handbooks... I successfully joined the detective agency, used Tomoko's full-image monitoring function, and went undercover on Earth as a member of the genius detective. Ranpo: Except you and me, everyone else is an idiot to protect! Me: No, everyone else is a bug. Secretly, I introduced the three-body game, manipulated ETO, and caused trouble on the earth. One day, Fyodor came to the door and asked: "Do you want to cooperate? I want to join ETO." Me: "..." Of course I agreed and then stabbed her in the back like crazy! Doubt is slowly building, and I need to move faster. *The highest goal: the world belongs to the Three-Body Problem! Copywriting 2 In Yokohama, the first word I learned was - deception. Trisolarans cannot lie and have transparent thinking. People on Earth have become scary in my eyes. —————— The bandaged man with a smile on his face said to me: "Miss, do you want to die for love?" That bandage guy tricked me. Jumping into the river would not kill me, so I hung myself on a tree. The bandage spirit looked at me with a strange expression: "Miss, what are you doing...?" "Dehydration." I answered him seriously. "Miss, humans can't dehydrate like tardigrades~" Looking at my ten slender white fingers, I realized the fact that I had been trying to ignore: "I became a human being." The originally smooth mirror shell was replaced by human skin with countless pores, and I learned the second word - fear. —————— The famous detective with black hair and green eyes put on black-rimmed glasses, and the small cloak behind him floated slightly. They all said that this was activating the super-reasoning ability. I wrote it down with a serious face. For the sake of the mother planet, we must develop a method to crack human supernatural abilities. The Tanizaki brothers and sisters were stacked together on the sofa. Kenji Miyano told me that this was the way brothers and sisters in the city got along. I silently wrote down: The reproduction of people on earth is not limited to ethical concepts. Thinking about the huge population of the earth, I feel a little sad. Can we have an advantage in the war? Yes, I learned the third word - sad. This is because I was gradually assimilated into this human body, but the inherent rationality quickly erased all my useless emotions. —————— Sophons contact their home planet through quantum communication. On the first day, there was no news. The next day... On the Nth day, there was still no news. —————— Today I am still undercover on Earth PS: Fate update, passionate imagination Purpose: Survival is the first priority