[Pre-receipt request for collection: "After the Emperor Peeped at the Voice Diary" - all the little angels of Qiuqiu, please collect it~]
After signing an unscrupulous contract with the Goubi System, Mu Qi was sent to ancient times.
The good news is that the shell prepared for him by the system is the prince of the current dynasty. He is a noble man and was born at the top of an imaginary dynasty.
The bad news is that at this time, the emperor was obsessed with alchemy, the pure and the dirty were fighting each other, and he was greedy for the power of the country, and the dynasty could not survive for decades.
The worse news is that according to the contract drawn up by the Goubi System, Mu Qi must show his talents in this era, turn the tide from falling, support the building from collapse, and leave his name in history and immortality, otherwise he will not be able to return.
Faced with the small heavy responsibility given by the leader, Mu Qi, who was just an ordinary talker, finally became numb:
... Destroy it quickly.
After repeated struggles to no avail, Mu Qi, who was completely lying flat, was finally completely defeated. Not only did he refuse to cooperate with the system, he also made crazy remarks in the work log he submitted:
[Today, I went to the palace to kowtow again. I am really numb - the old wall lamp has been practicing elixirs for so many years, why is it still not enough to explode with gold coins?
[I have to go to court at five o'clock in the morning. Damn it's unlucky. And how come you, Mr. Xu Ge of the Qingliu Party, have the nerve to attack political opponents for occupying people's fields? Did the tens of thousands of acres of irrigated farmland in your hometown fall from the sky? Disgusting.
[Grandma just complained about Qingliu yesterday, and today she must slap Zhuoliu in the face! A year's salt tour actually only costs one million taels of silver. This means that the old Taoist priest's brain was so exhausted from refining alchemy, otherwise he would have to follow the example of his ancestors and skin him hundreds of times!
[I heard that the old wall lamp emperor has been practicing for decades and is not close to women. I don't know if it is true or not? Speaking of which, it is normal for future generations of fans to join him and his milk brothers for CP...]
Mu Qi cursed heartily every night, dumped garbage into the system and then fell asleep without caring about anything else.
However, Mu Qi seemed to have forgotten that the dog-bidding system he assigned could never guarantee information privacy...
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The emperor devoted himself to alchemy and closed the secret room. After many days of purification, he finally moved God. One day, the room was filled with bright lights, and a booklet fell from the air, with four big words written on it: "Work Diary"
As if the emperor had found a treasure, he would respectfully open it after bathing and burning incense, and carefully read the revelation from heaven:
[On the evening of June 11th, the usual daily question: How can the old wall lamp on the dragon seat still survive after being knocked down by so many heavy metals?
The emperor's smile froze.
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On June 12, a sudden change occurred in the palace. According to legend, the emperor expelled all Taoist priests from the palace on this day, severely punished the salt patrol envoys, confiscated all family property, and peeled off the skin and grass to warn future generations.
That day, Mu Qi was lying at home bored, but suddenly he heard a long-lost prompt:
"Hey, why did the mission progress bar move on its own?"
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This article is also known as "Can you strengthen the country by lying down and writing a diary?"
The background of this article is fictitious.
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Xu Ce traveled through the system and transformed into the protagonist of the Koi novel.
It is said that this is the opportunity that thousands of protagonists dream of, and it is also a rare good fortune among thousands of people. According to the setting of Koi Wen, he only needs to complete the plot step by step, and then he can use his rare transport physique to solve the problems of many big bosses and turn evil into good fortune. And the big guys will love him very much, take care of him in every possible way, and escort the little koi to become rich all the way to the top and become the most beautiful cub in the world.
——All in all, this will be a happy life of being taken care of by the boss and having a happy life.
Everything is so beautiful, everything is so outstanding... But after it really arrives, the reality seems to be slightly different from Xu Ce's imagination.
For example, the big boss who comes to ask for help now is a little too famous.
"... So," Xu Ce said in a difficult tone, "You want to seek the fate of the country, right, Mr. Ying Zheng?"
"... Okay, please turn right and go to the third row to pray for the country's destiny. That's right over there - have you seen that "Historical Records", Mr. Ying Zheng?"
"... Mr. Ying Zheng, please stop asking me who Liu Bang is. That is not within the scope of services of this transfer."
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He is a koi, a strong luck, a god who responds to all requests and is omnipotent. His origins cannot be traced, and his deeds only circulate in the dark side of history, but he is clearly implicated in the most glorious name in thousands of years. In an unknown corner of history, he helped the ancestors of the country continue their destiny, prayed for longevity for Wu of the Han Dynasty, and divined the days for Taizong. He also met Li and Du Yinghe, Su and Huang, and poured a glass of wine for the layman Yi An. He is the phantom of time, but he is also clearly unpredictable and can easily change the flow of history.
He is——
Xu Ce: "It doesn't matter what I am, but can your Majesty please pay the balance of the five hundred taels of gold for the previous black fire/powder manufacturing technology?
This article is also called "The Cute Koi Little Maker Gets Rich Overnight". Although it is neither a serious koi nor a serious get-rich-quick,
The background of this article is fictitious. Any similarities are purely coincidental.
Purpose: God will help those who help themselves
Reader comments
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After reading it, I really can't bear to finish it.
Woc? I stumbled upon something that was unexpectedly in line with my preferences. Why doesn't every book have an ending? ! ?
Ah, are you going to fill in the holes today? [Heartbroken]
(*?????) Because the general only knew the author. This article is really good. But it turned out that you have stopped updating. Will you come back? I'm sorry that I only saw you now. Woohoo.
After reading it, I really can't bear to finish it.
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