Pooh! Love Brain

Yan Yinchen is a zombie king, rich and handsome, with boundless magical power. At his peak, he can fight three hundred purple-robed Taoist priests by himself. Once, before a duel with his mortal enemy Li Yuan, a stinking Taoist priest, he accidentally ate his love brain and fell into a deep sleep for a thousand years. Thousands of years passed in the blink of an eye. After Yan Yinchen regained consciousness, he found that all that was left of the world he conquered was his coffin board. The zombie army he once commanded had been absorbed by Li Yuan, and he became a zombie Taoist priest. This is really unreasonable and insulting to the zombie sect! The idea of ​​coming to seek revenge and regain the lost ground disappeared immediately after Yan Yinchen turned around. Nothing is difficult in the world, as long as you are willing to give up, and the descendants of the zombie disciples have a new life, it is better for him, the ancestor, not to disturb them. After all, he had been sleeping for thousands of years, and when he suddenly woke up, his magic power had not yet been restored, but Li Yuan, an old dog, was practicing hard day and night. A head-on collision at this time would be like hitting an egg against a stone, no good, no good. Therefore, in order to support his family and prevent himself from starving to death, Yan Yinchen resolutely joined the entertainment industry and became a bit player, focusing on playing corpses. Actor: Little brother, you are very good at acting. You practice a lot at home. Yan Yinchen nodded: I am professional in this aspect. When Yan Yinchen was developing his career as a corpse, Li Yuan appeared. Li Yuan: Getting married? Yan Yinchen: Thousands of years have passed, have you finally gone crazy? Faced with Yan Yinchen's rejection, Li Yuan was not surprised at all: "My sister-in-law is a film producer. After getting married, she can introduce you to projects and give you endless acting bodies." Yan Yinchen was shaken. Li Yuan struck while the iron was hot: "This world is no longer as simple as it was a thousand years ago. There are many love brains. With your current situation, if you accidentally eat the love brain again, you may fall asleep for thousands of years." Yan Yinchen immediately trembled with fright and immediately pulled Li Yuan to register for marriage. On their wedding night, Yan Yinchen was shocked: "You have such a strong sense of love!" Li Yuan chuckled, turned over and pressed the person under him: "I realized now that it's too late." The copy is stored in 20230408 ———————————————————————— Receive new articles in advance, if you are interested, you can click here "The emperor relies on his beauty to commit crimes" Copywriting: On the corner of Changting Street, there is a gangster tea stall, a holy place of Bagua. Rumor has it that in a house near the village, a bell often rings in the middle of the night. Anyone who enters the house during the day will have bad luck, and will die suddenly seventy-seven forty-nine days later; Those who entered the house in the middle of the night, without exception, set themselves on fire indoors. People in the village heard that a young child was seen in the house, holding a palace bell in his hand, looking for someone to keep him company. The ringing of palace bells attracts souls. The evil tea stall owner Wen Huaiyin, apart from her beauty, the only thing she has good at is the art of exorcising evil spirits. After learning that he would be rewarded with five taels of silver for exorcising evil spirits, Wen Huaiyin immediately took his small copper coins to Dongping Village to get rid of evil spirits. I never thought that I would die before I left the army, and that I would encounter a sick and weak beauty first. … Wen Huaiyin, the evil tea stall owner, was poor and unknown to everyone in the country. However, there was a beautiful man in his family who was delicate and frail and had nothing good except for his face. "Asu, I think you should go out and walk around. If you lie in bed for a long time, your limbs may degenerate." Wen Huaiyin's eyes were sincere. A certain beautiful man, Xizi, praised her and said, "That's how it should be. As a man, you should support your family. I just lament that this body has weak bones, but I really can't bear that Ayin has to work so hard, so I'll just drag this broken body to the stall." Wen Huaiyin:? ? ? However, ever since the beautiful man came out of the stall, things have become more and more wrong as time goes by. Before he could figure out what was going on, the handsome man who had always wanted to be strong in his life had tidied up and said with a smile on his face: + "Ayin, I am in good health today and will work for you for another day." A chill ran down Wen Huaiyin's spine: "Wait a minute! Stop! Put down my stall!" Purpose: Cherish life and stay away from love brain