Could this be the legendary standard Net King Dream Pass Theorem?
She slept until dawn and was fully prepared to go to college. Then she saw a certain Himalayan cat grabbing her pants and refusing to let go. Qinqin finally gave up her resistance and became a Buddha immediately...
As the youngest daughter of the Echizen family, Qinqin wept...
I'll strangle you, and even Sister Su will die!
The two nuns who dare to prostitute me will die!
Then this girl finally turned black...