Chen Xuan was introduced to a Buddhist temple as a fortune teller (bushi) master. He only had to answer questions every day to make money.
Ask "Master, my husband is so poor, should I leave him?"
Answer: "Madam, I have calculated that your husband has been prosperous in recent years and poverty is only temporary."
Ask "Master, what should I do if I don't have a boyfriend?"
Answer: "Love is always at the next intersection. I have calculated that your luck is already on the way. Please wait patiently."
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Thank you master
Master: You're welcome. Cash via WeChat or Alipay?
One day the master woke up in the underworld and was told that because he painted too many cakes, he was punished to boil Wangchuan water with Po Meng.
Master: Oh my God, I'm so fucked up
Later, by mistake, he ended up in heaven.
A certain Heavenly Emperor: I heard that you like telling people's fortunes very much?
Intention: Looking forward to the future