My advance collection: "I rely on Yan Lingye to eat melons!"
Liao Qianqian failed to survive the catastrophe and ended up on the body of a good-for-nothing beauty who was ridiculed by the entire Internet.
The time travel coincided with the time when the original owner failed to cast a wide net on Shen Yueguang's suitor and was blacklisted by the entire Internet. Liao Qianqian was also thrown into the silly variety show - Grandpa from a wealthy family teaches you how to respect the elderly.
Netizens who learned the news ridiculed Liao Qianqian that since she didn't know anything, she could just "enjoy" the old man's troubles in variety shows.
Liao Qianqian patted the full Qiankun bag and chose to participate.
1. Variety shows cause trouble.
Director: "What do you think of Sam Miu and Zhong Chu?"
Qianqian: "The dog's food is natural."
Director:?
2. The variety show requires cooking.
Liao Qianqian used clothespins to hold Xianpin cakes while fishing.
Guest: If this is successful, I will live broadcast eating on my mobile phone!
Unexpectedly, the fish were fighting to be caught ashore.
Guest:?
3. Liao Qianqian casually took out the fruits irrigated by the spiritual spring from the space.
The guests swallowed their saliva: Why are her fruits so delicious?
Liao Qianqian was polite: Do you want to eat?
Guest: Yes, yes, yes
Liao Qianqian: No, ten thousand!
Guest:?
4. In variety shows, you have to find enough puzzle pieces to eat.
Liao Qianqian directly took out the Qiankun bag, scattered the best spiritual stones, and bribed the little squirrel to help find it.
Find the missing piece of the puzzle directly on the director/in the room.
Director:?
After eating Liao Qianqian's fairy cakes and fruits irrigated by spiritual springs, the grandfathers were cured of cancer, their silver hair gradually turned black, and their spirits became better day by day.
Liao Qianqian has gone from being a good-for-nothing beauty on the Internet to becoming a popular figure, and is sought after by everyone!
Even the apples and pears she took out were worth a thousand yuan each, and the wealth and resources were rolling in!
Liao Qianqian got her wish and lay down
Request for collection in advance: "I rely on Yan Lingye to eat melons!"
Yao Lingling is a little Bodhisattva in a small dilapidated temple. Her greatest skill is speaking her mind, but her path is rather wild and she doesn't follow the ordinary path.
In the Mary Sue novel "Sweet Spoiled Wife", the heroine will take everything away from Yao Lingling. His father is partial to the heroine, his brother likes the heroine, and his childhood sweetheart and fiancé all like the heroine.
Yao Lingling will have nothing!
The day of adoption.
The heroine was filled with tea as soon as she entered the door: "Wow, I really envy Lingling to have such a good brother and parents, unlike me who has been at home since she was a child..."
The father and brother looked moved.
Yao Lingling pinched her fingers and said: "It is true that your father has not learned well since he was a child. He still peed his pants at the age of 10. He ran away without being responsible after your mother slept with him. Your mother is pregnant and does not want to be responsible for you. It's so miserable."
The heroine was so angry that she cried.
My brother criticized Yao Lingling for speaking to guests like this.
Yao Lingling said: "Brother, your girlfriend is dating your best brother, right in our five-star hotel, or in the exclusive presidential suite you specially reserved for him."
Brother: Damn!
Father came over.
Yao Lingling: "Dad, do you want to count too?"
"... Forget it," Dad said, "Can I win 50 million while lying flat?"
Yao Lingling pondered for a few seconds: "Yes!"
Dad was very happy and happily went out to buy lottery tickets. Unexpectedly, he was hit by a Rolls Royce, which cost him 50 million and forced him to lie down for at least half a year.
Yao Lingling: "Dad, are you happy?"
"..."
What do you say?
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The news about Yao Ling Ling Ye Luzi Yan Ling spread like wildfire, and people who liked the heroine and those who were unhappy with Yao Ling Ling all came together.
It just so happened that Yao Lingling was planning to make money and run away, so she just started a live broadcast.
The heroine licks the dog 1: "I want to lose 20 pounds in a month!"
Yao Lingling: "Okay."
Licking Dog 1 In the early stages of cancer, I couldn't eat, couldn't sleep, and became extremely thin.
Yandere 2: "I want to get back together with my ex-girlfriend."
Yao Lingling: "... If you insist on doing this, then there's nothing I can do about it."
Yandere No. 2 Successfully reconciled with his ex-girlfriend, but because his ex-girlfriend had someone else's seed in her belly, she asked Yandere to be the successor and find an honest man to marry!
Policeman 3: "Is it so effective? Then I hope I can solve the case and become the number one detective in the police station!"
Yao Lingling: "emmm, it's not impossible..."
The police officer was summoned by the 60-year-old wife of the director that night and asked him if he wanted to become the number one person in the police station.
Yao Lingling became famous in one battle! !
Later, even the suitors of the heroine came to make wishes to Yao Lingling. They were eager to make a wish to Yao Lingling, but the frightened heroine covered her mouth: Shut up! I still want to live! If four people want to get her, then the only solution is to dismember her!
The heroine regrets her mistake!
#Anyway, I will fulfill your wish
#Don't worry about how you achieved it!
#Just achieve the goal, regardless of after-sales service
#!
Intention: Even in adversity, we must grow towards the sun. Temporary darkness and difficulties cannot be defeated.