Wizard Doesn't Want to Save the World Today

*[Bad Taste Guide Attack x Love Blushing Sentinel Suffer]* [The new article will be released in September "My dead ex-boyfriend wants to keep me captive". Albinism and amnesia are subject to x. Every slice is not a human attack. ★Read the worry-free world view: In the future world, people have evolved two types of humans in order to resist the invasion of monsters from other dimensions. Sentinel has super physical fitness and possesses super powers. The only drawback is that he will fall into mania if he uses his super powers too much. The guide has super mental power and can calm the sentries, but his physical fitness is low. ★Formal copy: Wei Feibai was ups and downs in ancient times, planning for many years, and finally found a way to travel through time. Unexpectedly, he traveled to the future world and became a D-class guide. Naturally, he was unwilling to do so—— [The game system has been bound. [Complete 20 tasks and the player will be sent home. Mission 1: Destroy 20 lives Wei Feibai:? [Task 2: Please choose a profession] [Sword repair/talisman repair/law repair, choose one from the three] Wei Feibai: Do you still have the ability to cultivate immortality? [Task 3: Destroy the high-level energy body in front of you] He looked at the lv.999 Overlord of Outland in front of him... Wei Feibai (holding back the fragrance): Are you sweet enough to kidnap me to save the world? * "I heard that the guide department finally has a guide who can match the strongest sentinel Shen Hongxue. The matching rate is 60%!" "60% Is quite high, but it's a pity that it's D-level. This efficiency is too low." "What should I do if Shen Hongxue goes crazy again? The last time he went crazy, he already destroyed a city!" Three months later, S-class sentinel Shen Hongxue went crazy again. The sky is dark, the earth is dark, the wind is surging, and all departments are under emergency martial law. Even if the S-class guide came, he would be helpless against the crazy Shen Hongxue. Just when he was at a loss, he saw the "delicate and frail" "D-class" guide holding down "the strongest S-class sentry in history" with his backhand. Wei Feibai said calmly: "Behave." Shen Hongxue, who had lost his mind, tilted his head, stuffed his face into the other person's neck and rubbed it, "Meow~" Everyone onlookers widened their eyes, "...?" However, after Shen Hongxue regained his senses, he stared at the other person with shame and anger, wishing to kill that person. Wei Feibai touched the other person's hair lightly and said, "Be good." The tips of Shen Hongxue's ears hidden in the broken hair were shockingly red. ★Dimension Gate ①: The strongest S-class sentinel turns into a cat and acts like a baby like crazy. √ "Be good, please let go of my finger, okay?" Shen Hongxue's eyes were red, holding Wei Feibai's finger in her mouth and refusing to let go, her whole body was crackling with electricity. ★Dimension Gate②: role-playing play. √ Shen Hongxue was wearing a low-cut European-style fluffy long skirt. He covered the skirt with a blushing face and asked in a low voice: "What are you doing?" I only heard a sentence coming from inside the skirt: "Madam, let me hide for a while." ★Dimension Gate ③: Desire Town. In progress... Reading instructions , The author's first book, the writing problem has been improving. , 1V1, HE, double c, I flow to the whistle, imaginative world view. . The dimensional gate is set in a small world. You will understand after reading the article. ------------------*Updating*------------------ "Don't get married for pheromones!" ! [A well-behaved and harmless person is actually a scoundrel who enjoys pleasure; a beauty who is cold and ruthless is actually a paranoid and controlling maniac] Jiang Qi is a beautiful omega who is very good at pretending to be good due to his harmless appearance. But he suffered from congenital glandular degeneration, his body was too weak to be treated, and he was about to die soon. Until one day, Jiang Qi met an alpha whose pheromones matched perfectly and could heal him. Looking at the tall, cold, dignified and indifferent man in front of him, he obediently asked: "Hello sir, do you need a job?" "Just lend me some pheromones." The man raised his eyebrows: "Are you an omega? Then why not just get married." "The period is tentatively one year. We will leave when you are cured." * After the marriage, Jiang Qi found out that he had been deceived. My marriage partner is a control freak with lots of complicated rules. Every day is cold, as if the "emotion" thing has been evolved away. It annoys him so much. Until a certain time, the other party's susceptible period breaks out. The man hugged Jiang Qi tightly in his arms, breathing hot and heavy, restrained and depressed. Jiang Qi surrendered: "Let's discuss it, I'll help you, then, just leave me alone about those rules, okay?" "... Okay." The man kept his promise and did not restrain him after the susceptible period was over. But, what's going on with this sudden and continuous estrus? ! What about the bug that fell out of the clothes? ! —— You Shao also felt cheated. The other party is not as good as expected, but is frivolous and dissolute. I still can't remember his name after being married for a long time. The ability to act coquettishly is like someone who has been in love for a long time. But for some reason, looking at each other feels more pleasing to the eye every day. She was a beautiful person, but she shone even more in his eyes. Unexpectedly, after the susceptible period, the other party would take the initiative to distance himself from him. Are you afraid? He quietly concealed the report sheet and lured the other party into estrus in advance. Seeing the other person impatiently asking for help and trying hard to seduce him every night, he showed a satisfied smile. ——Never let the other person leave you. * The contract expired and Jiang Qi, who was about to leave, suddenly heard the bad news—— Doctor: "Mr. Jiang, you are pregnant." Jiang Qi:...? The doctor turned around and said, "In that case, Mr. You, you don't need to go to the hospital to treat your illness. We recommend treatment at home and with the help of your spouse." "The two of you are very compatible. When necessary, you can do more to comfort and prescribe the right medicine." Jiang Qi:? ? ? #What kind of quackery is this? #I know every word, but why can't I understand them together? [Gong actually has a pheromone disorder, but he doesn't care. There are measures at home. This is just a small trick.] [Double first love, double cleanliness, 1v1] Purpose: It is everyone's responsibility to protect our country