"I have an online date I like very much. He is a very interesting boy. He broke up with me."
"I met him once, and when he came up, he gave me a slap. He was a little bad boy."
"I'm crazy about him."
"He belongs to me."
PS: The article is written without thinking, it's a bit awkward, and there are many red herrings, so be careful not to fall into this trap.
Intention: going crazy