The free-spirited and free-spirited Demon Lord is attacked by the cold and abstinent pseudo-system Immortal Lord.
Other people's demons are evil, arrogant, mighty and domineering, do all kinds of evil, and can stop children from crying at night.
Xie Du's face turned dark. If he hadn't been bound to the broken system, he would have been one of them.
"Please host to abide by the three good student principles and develop all-round moral, intellectual, physical, artistic and physical development."
Xie Du immediately asked, "Are being lazy, being bad, and being tired considered the three good things?"
The system said coldly, "You are considered a bad person."
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Xie Du sneaked into the Lingjian Sect and became the apprentice of Qingyuan Immortal Lord.
A demon infiltrates into the best sect in the world, well, why isn't it great?
Original Xie Du: Entering the Immortal Sect, bad luck.
Later Xie Du: The people here are good-looking and nice to talk to. I love them here very much.
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The Lingjian Sect recently gave birth to a dog - a licking dog.
The entire Lingjian Sect knew about Xie Du's clinginess to his master.
Xie Du protested against the house where he lived, "Master, I don't want to live here anymore."
Yun Shouming, "Then where do you want to live?"
Xie Du smiled, "Keep it in your heart."
Yun Shouming, "..." It's awkward, right?
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One day, it was exposed that his master was the so-called system.
Xie Du couldn't believe it, "Why did you lie to me?"
Yun Shouming, who was cooking in the kitchen as a good wife and loving mother, put down her things and pointed at the mushroom cloud formed by the explosion of spiritual power outside the window.
"If you don't do this, that's what will happen to you."
Xie Du looked at the huge mushroom cloud outside and said with a deep expression, "It's better to lie to me."
Intention: to correct evil and be positive