When he was on the verge of bankruptcy, Shen Yubai stared at the heroine in front of him who slowly extended her hand to him and promised to accompany him no matter whether he was broke or not. He was so frightened that he quickly backed up and hid in the corner, shouting: "You, you, you, don't come here!"
The heroine's mouth twitched in surprise: "..." What the hell.
Yes, time freezes. As the male protagonist, Shen Yubai remembers all the things that will happen in this life at that moment. The female protagonist in front of him was so gentle for the last time. After that, the female protagonist will defraud him of all the remaining money, so that he will live on the streets and die in a car accident. The scary thing is that the person who drove him to death in the end was actually this terrible woman in front of him!!! What is even more terrifying is what the hell is this system that follows the female protagonist!!
So Shen Yubai decided to stay away from the heroine and cherish his life!!!
But...
What the hell is this man next to me?
Isn't this the heroine's Bai Yueguang?
She actually wants to marry him!
Forget it, just live with it, salted fish is pretty good too
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Plot 1: Picking up a grandfather for free, giving away a husband for free
Shen Yubai helped the old man on the ground: "Grandpa, are you okay?"
"It's okay, it's okay, what's your name?"
"Just call me Shen Yubai. Then if you're okay..."
"Xiao Bai, do you have a boyfriend?"
"... No"
"I have a grandson, how about you?"
"Well,... Hey!"
Plot 2: On the Dignity of Salted Fish
Lu Junlin was sitting on the sofa processing documents, looking at Shen Yubai who was laughing and laughing on the sofa eating fruit and watching variety shows: "Shen Yubai, do you know what you do every day besides eating and sleeping?"
Shen Yubai watched the TV intently, obviously not reacting yet: "What?"
"Pig!"
"Fart, it's obviously salted fish!"
"..."
Plot 3: On the importance of husband (the importance of speaking hard and having a soft heart)
"Husband~, this woman is bullying others!"
"... Straighten your tongue for me"
"Oh"
He turned around and told his secretary, "Her family can go bankrupt!"
…
"Husband~, I'm in the store now, but I forgot to bring money."
"Shen Yubai, when will you be smarter? Solve it yourself."
"Okay" I feel wronged!
Turning around, he got up helplessly and informed his secretary, "Prepare the car first, and then notify the person in charge of the store to rush there first." (I'm looking at who dares to bully my wife!) Fierce!
Cold but soft and cute, a crybaby × domineering, poisonous tongue but soft-hearted
Intention: Being a salted fish is actually quite good