In 2333 AD, a biochemical crisis caused some animal genes to be integrated into human genes.
Human beings have therefore differentiated into three sub-genders, namely ABO. In addition, humans are endowed with animal attributes.
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A domestic love reality show has invited popular celebrities, new movie queens, idol actors, and powerful singers...
In addition, we also invited an amateur guest, the owner of a new type of dating agency - Zhou Baichuan.
When the producer approached Zhou Baichuan, he agreed without thinking. He would be a fool not to take advantage of the publicity opportunity.
On the first day of program recording, the director introduced the guests one by one.
Director: We also have a mysterious guest. He just arrived at our show. Let us welcome him together.
The moment Zhou Baichuan saw Yi Heng walking out from the backstage, his smile completely froze on his face.
Damn it, why is this bitch here?
Zhou Baichuan whispered: "Is it too late to quit now?"
The producer shook his head: "You can't afford the liquidated damages."
Adhering to "good" professional ethics, Zhou Baichuan bit the bullet and continued the recording of the show.
Zhou Baichuan: "I have a questionnaire here. Please fill it out. You must follow your heart. I will select the person who is most suitable for you based on your questionnaire results, your attributes and pheromones."
Yi Heng: "I won't fill out the questionnaire anymore. Boss Zhou, I want this from you."
Zhou Baichuan: "Mr. Yi, you are Alpha, with the attribute of wolf; I am Beta, with the attribute of dog. We are obviously not suitable for each other."
Yi Heng: "Didn't you write a program? You will know if it is suitable or not by trying it."
Zhou Baichuan snorted coldly and entered the two people's values into the computer. After 1 minute, the program gives the matching degree.
Matching value 92%! Everyone exclaimed, Yi Heng smiled, and Zhou Baichuan was dumbfounded.
Yi Heng: "Boss Zhou, it seems that we are a match made in heaven."
Damn, I'm so angry.
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After the first episode of the program was broadcast, Zhouyi CP went straight to the top of the popular list.
Zhou Baichuan was speechless in his heart. Do these netizens who are addicted to life and death know that this piece of shit Yi Heng stole his boyfriend back then?
He was so angry that he opened a hot search comment and registered on Weibo overnight to clear his name.
"Hello everyone, I am Zhou Baichuan. I am not a puppy. I did a test at the Genetic Research Institute a year ago, and the results showed that I have genes from Akita and Shiba Inu."
Twenty minutes later, Yi Heng commented.
"I have liked Akita and Shiba Inu for many years."
The Weibo server is down.
Intention: Confess love loudly
