
All the Dead Gods Live in My Funeral Home
死掉的神仙都住进了我家殡仪馆
by Orchid Flower (胡姬花)
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Tags
- ThemeWestern Fantasy
- POVFemale Lead
- Age18+
- Power Couple
- Power Fantasy
- Rebirth
- Serious Drama
- Supernatural
Synopsis
As the 88th generation leader of the Abandoned World Hall, Jiang Wanghe was regarded as an unlucky thing by hundreds of immortal families because of his natural yin and yang eyes. He was tied to a demon lock and burned alive, leaving no trace of his body. On the day she was reincarnated and took over, she tore up the Yin-Yang Contract with her own hands, vowed to be incompatible with the cultivating immortals, and expanded her business scope, dedicated to providing high-quality services to the ten best immortals who work twelve hours a day, until they die. A god and a pit, not only food but also accommodation is included, a monthly retirement allowance of 300 taels, plus a full set of "five insurances and one housing fund". It attracted countless immortals who died in battles thousands of years ago to flock to it, each showing their magical powers in order to find a pit. In less than three years, a mysterious organization that was neither affiliated with the Xian family nor the imperial court gradually grew. Lost magic secrets? Find the Abandoned World Hall. Unsolvable Qimen formation? Find the Abandoned World Hall. Encountering an unscrupulous war god on the road, the immortals will take whatever they want? Looking for... Jiang Wanghe put it in his little hand, "Your ancestor is still covered under the coffin board in my house. Why don't you open it and take a look?" Small theater: In order to save the leader of the Hua family, a group of people rushed to Tianyu Snow Mountain to look for the frozen soil snow lotus that bloomed only once in 500 years. The disciples of the Hua family were ready to sacrifice, but they never thought that the moment they stepped into the hinterland, flowers would bloom everywhere and the fragrance of snow lotus would spread. Everyone was overjoyed, but on the top of the mountain where no one was paying attention. The mountain god grabbed the hand of the woman in green: "Tang, Lord Hall Master! After my death, can I be recovered by the Abandoned World Hall? I have been in this world for more than eight thousand years, and my experience is richer than that of the Dongji Divine Lord who is in charge of the Kyushu Continent..." Jiang Wanghe's mouth twitched as he watched the three-foot-high snow melt and floods about to flood the village at the foot of the mountain. "Don't be so excited yet..." —— Rong Zhi is a ferocious beast and the sharpest weapon of the East Pole God Lord. Because he is riddled with sins and damages people's humanity, he is doomed to die in endless loneliness and killing until—— The girl who claimed to be able to eliminate karma took off the red rope on his right arm that was used to suppress the evil nature, and placed a terrifying treacherous mark on her palm. "You have a lot of karma? Are you really an immortal?" "Although I protect humans, I have never taken the initiative to approach them, and humans have never taken the initiative to approach me." "I think you can change your mind." The girl took back her hand, her almond-shaped eyes bright. "How?" "Kill the God-Killing Lord, kill the Immortal Ancestor, and you will be the master of the world from now on!" "...?" Rongzhi took out the Zhanyue Sword. This is the first time since being subdued that I want to kill someone so much. The Shenjun breeder who is born to be rebellious and will die × the Shenjun fan who looks like he will kill you, but actually wants to kill you Reading guide: 1. Plot flow, including suspense, strong, double C, HE. 2. The female protagonist Black Heart Lotus, the male protagonist looks dangerous and taciturn, but is actually a little angel ——————- Pre-collection of "The Demon Lord doesn't believe he won't give birth to babies" After dying together with his traitors, Chang Shaozu went back to the time when he had just collected the beast and wiped his neck with a sword. Then he died too, then he lived again, and then he wiped the beast's neck. That beast actually formed a concentric lock with him. Not only did Chang Shaozu have to bear his injuries in all likelihood, but he also fell into an infinite reincarnation of his soul after his death. Chang Shaozu used three hundred methods to kill the beast three hundred times. When he woke up for the 301st time, Chang Shaozu lay down on the bed with a snap. Tired of killing. What's wrong with living? Chang Shaozu put away his whip and slap, and in order to live a good life, he almost raised Jiang Buyi as a girl from now on. He is proficient in all kinds of music, chess, calligraphy and painting, and does not touch swords or sticks at all. When you are hungry or tired, you touch your head, bump into each other and ask for a hug. One night, Chang Shaozu coaxed the emo little beast Jiang. The little beast wiped his tears: "Master is so good at comforting people, he must have spent a lot of time comforting himself, right?" Chang Shaozu rubbed his head: "Silly boy, as a teacher, I just stand and talk without pain in my back." After learning that the Tongxin Lock was the main culprit that caused his master's injury, Jiang Buyi spent all his efforts in cultivating himself to lift the Tongxin Lock. He wanted to praise his master, but he was unexpectedly thrown into the Karma Fire Hell by the master with a cold face. Three hundred years later, a new Demon Lord emerged from the sky and attacked Lingyun Mountain like a mad dog. Jiang, who was red-eyed after Chang Shaozu was killed, should not be blocked in the cave. Jiang Zhusheng, who was full of rage, suddenly stopped and buried his head in his neck: "Master's heart is made of stone. He abandons his wife and children..." Throw away your wife? No, no, let's not mention it for now, this... Abandoned son? Chang Shaozu: "... Will you give birth to one for me to see?" —— Jiang Buyi felt that he was different from his fellow disciples. When his senior brother practiced martial arts, he practiced the piano, when his senior brother drew talismans, he drew birds, when his senior brother caught ghosts, he did it... His master covered his eyes and said he was not afraid. It wasn't until Jingfang Pavilion accepted the only junior sister... That he realized it! —— After dying together with his master, Jiang Buyi, the demon co-master, was lucky enough to be reborn as an eight-year-old and coexist with his younger self. Just when he was about to brainwash his eight-year-old self, take away his body, and kill everyone, he saw himself in a skirt in the bronze mirror. Demon Lord:! ! ! ! ! ! Xiao Jiang frowned and embroidered the mandarin duck handkerchief that he wanted to give to his master: "A diligent daughter will eventually succeed, but a lazy daughter will never succeed." Demon Lord: Do you want to listen to what you are saying? ? ! The master who is obviously super strong but too salty is attacked by a slicing demon with gender cognitive disorder Reading guide: 1. Strong, emotional flow, HE. 2. Both Gong and Shou are not good people to some extent, and no one can be sorry to anyone; unless she is really pregnant, Xiao Gong's thoughts will be corrected later. 3. The grand attack consciousness is fully awakened at the age of sixteen, and the main timeline is eight years old. Purpose: The meaning of life lies in exploration
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