[Brain-based straight bending]
"I want to tell you frankly that I am actually a girl and I lied to you."
"It doesn't matter, then I'll just treat you as my little princess."
She is not my Prince Charming, nor is she a peerless hero, nor can she marry me with her feet on colorful auspicious clouds, but she can become my princess, and I will become the bravest warrior, save her from the evil dragon, and run away in high heels.
(The place names and individual names are fictional and adapted from real events.)
Motto: Love regardless of gender