Love the Vinegar Jar × Tweaking Hermaphrodites
On the first day Cheng Xun came to the new dormitory, he was deeply impressed by the roommate in the corner who cherished his words like gold.
He only said: "Turn out the lights at that time and the students will check——"
At that time, the other two roommates were enthusiastically holding a "move-in ceremony" for him.
Cheng Xun swore to God that he had been doing his duty and doing things in a down-to-earth manner for more than ten years. He could never imagine why he would be entangled with a "greasy old man".
He hid in bed at night and secretly replied to the "old man" with messages of goodwill.
Unknown old man: I want to live with you.
Cheng Xun: I call you daddy, so stop kidding me.
Unexpectedly, after turning off the lights the next night, Cheng Xun, who was already in a daze, was suddenly awakened by a dark shadow.
Opening his eyes, Zheng Zhouang, the president of the student union who always advocated "being silent after turning off the lights", was standing in front of the bed, with his furry head just exposed, staring at him expressionlessly, which almost scared Cheng Xun on the upper bunk to the point of peeing.
"Why reject me?"
Cheng Xun: Huh?
Not long after, Cheng Xun was blocked at the door of the clinic by his former "Iceberg" roommate.
"Hi! Roommate."
Cheng Xun rejected him with a cold face, reminding him that this was a hospital.
Unexpectedly, the other party didn't care at all. Instead, he pushed even harder and took the fingertips stretched out by Cheng Xun into his mouth:
"What should I call my baby when he's born? Roommate uncle?"
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1. There is a plot about giving birth, so be careful!
2. This article is a super short cookie, specially prepared for people with hypoglycemia, super short! ! !
3. Just sweet but no knife.
4. The author's IQ is not online.
Intention: Experience life and love.
