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Zhan Muye*jutide
The iron-blooded iceberg boss who is ruthless and doesn't talk much* The sweet girl Sword Spirit with the most arrogant words
Ju ChaoXi traveled through time to a different world where zombies besieged the city, and transformed into a... Sword beside the boss.
The boss took her and charged into the battle, but when Ju Chao Xiang saw the stinking zombie, he collapsed and screamed: "Get away, you ugly thing!"
Then Jutide, shamefully, became limp.
Boss:?
Then, everyone in the post-apocalyptic world watched as the top-level boss carried his sword, which he claimed to be invincible all day long, but would wilt when he really fought, pretending to be dead, and fought a bloody path with his bare hands.
Living Tide: Socks! So cool! So handsome!
Zhan Muye: Shut up and you're a pervert.
Then the boss hit the road carrying a sword that could blow rainbow farts in fancy ways.
"Baby, I have a sword friend who is dying. Before he died, he told me that he wanted to see a man's abdominal muscles. Can you grant his wish?"
"Is your friend called Fengjian?"
"Baby, I'm a little scared, so can you tuck me into your pants?"
... Hate the sword spirit that has no sense of boundaries.
"Baby, can you carry me on your back? I want to stick to yours...!"
"When will you die?"
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When Zhan Muye killed the villain and found Ju Chao, who was kidnapped in the sword furnace, covered with wounds.
"You're such a pervert, I'll take you out."
"I'm so touched, but baby, can you please stop calling me a pervert? I'm a beautiful little girl."
"..."
"After a long absence, please let me touch your chest muscles." As soon as he finished speaking, Ju Chao Xiang gathered all his energy and transformed into a human form.
Ju Chao Tide: "..." Blanch!
Zhan Muye's eyes dropped uncertainly: She is really a flower-like, jade-like little girl.
#Best life# On the compatibility between the max-level boss and the waste sword spirit# Ah! Why is she so strong! # Whimpering with tears and angrily killing 800 zombies, why?#,
*A very unorthodox apocalyptic article
*Mainly about love, accounting for 1% of the apocalypse
*Self-cut leg meat on a whim
*I hope every oral sex girl can have love
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"After dressing up as a beautiful hamster baby in the control group"
Ruined Mouse X Volume King President
The little hamster spirit Cang Shu wears a book and becomes the scheming stepsister in the control group next to the heroine who has nothing but beauty.
According to the development of the plot, she will then join a wealthy family to observe slow variety shows with her villain fiancé Wei Rucheng, and then be beaten by the male and female protagonists in all aspects of the variety show.
Cang Shu, who learned about the plot: I, Shushu, hate involution the most!
Anyway, she still has some space with her, so she can just eat and wait until she dies.
Wei Rucheng was lost at the age of four and was found only at the age of sixteen. Later, he relied on his extraordinary talent to counterattack and became the most popular successor to the Wei business empire.
This slow show is the last test set by Mr. Wei to examine Wei Rucheng's character.
If Wei Rucheng can pass the test, he will independently helm a business empire worth tens of billions.
Wei Rucheng was ambitious and confident until he met his fiancée.
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And lazy:
In the dim light of the morning, the male and female protagonists set out early to look for ingredients in the mountains. The audience was unanimously attracted by their self-discipline.
Wei Rucheng was also about to leave, but he saw Cang Shu stretching slowly on the bed and smiling, "Shu Shu, I am stuck to this sticky mouse board and can't get up."
Wei Rucheng:?
The audience who came here ready to scold after hearing the news said: ... It's so true, but suddenly they can't stop scolding.
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Greedy again:
The hungry protagonists had no idea what to do with new ingredients, and the male and female protagonists were well-received by the barrage for their knowledge of crops.
Wei Rucheng silently tried to process the ingredients, but saw Cang Shu silently take out a steamed bun from her arms, squinting her eyes: It's late at night, and having a warm steamed bun in her hand is more important than anything else.
Wei Rucheng: No, where did you get the steamed buns? !
The audience in front of the screen looked at Cang Shu holding the bun in both hands and nibbling it obediently: Yes, why is it so cute?
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And stupid:
The male and female protagonists hunted in the wild after being restricted from resources, and they perfectly cooperated with each other, triggering a carnival among CP fans.
In order to solve the bug of Cang Shu randomly grabbing steamed buns in the show, the program team sent a special person to Cang Shu... To grab steamed buns.
Cang Shu, who had not eaten for an hour, had no choice but to pounce on Wei Rucheng, raising her head with tears in her eyes, "Little Flying Squirrel is here! A kindhearted person, please give some food to Shushu."
Mom fans screamed: Oh, I am a useless, stupid female goose! Quick! Bundle! Momo! Give it back to her! Otherwise we will have trouble! !
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Also put:
In order to test the cp's relationship, the program team started the fear of death?
After the male and female protagonists were forced to separate, they actively searched for clues to solve the problem. The two met at the top and were very opposite.
After Wei Rucheng unlocked his secret room in three minutes, he fell into deep thought facing the silent secret room opposite.
Cang Shu: zzZ Don't disturb me.
Facing the pursuit of the terrifying NPC, Cang Shumi calmly prepared to die, "Shushu, I will be finished today."
Then the terrifying and dark secret room suddenly became bright, and after a loud crash, someone stepped out of the light.
Wei Rucheng put away the iron rod in his hand and said casually, "Little hamster, come behind me."
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She Xintian is an ordinary NPC in the script world. When she awakened, the system gave her the golden finger that is so popular.
She Xintian knew that Wei Rucheng would become China's leading capitalist in the future, and she was determined to accompany him, warm him, and influence him, making herself the only belief in his gloomy life.
Finally, with the help of the business emperor, she will punch the male protagonist, step on the female protagonist, and reach the center of the world perfectly!
But she held the golden finger and waited. Instead of waiting for Wei Rucheng to fall deeply in love with her, she saw him doting on that stupid hamster to the sky?
She Xintian: Didn't we agree that she is the protagonist of this world?
*The original male and female protagonists followed the script normally
*A strange fanfic taken by Shushu
*She She Na's cannon fodder counterattack script
Cang Shu: It doesn't matter, I, Shushu, am the best at lying down!
Motto: Destiny is in your own hands