(Part of the forum body, suitable for reading before going to bed.)
Copywriting one:
Hot post on the A forum: Help, what should I do if my sleepwalking roommate confessed to me in my water cup?
Netizen 1: Let me ask you politely: Is that water glass yours?
Netizen 2: I have been a prophet in this post for many years. Most of this post ends with "Thank you everyone, we are together".
A few weeks later,
Host: Thank you everyone. It turns out that my roommate and I have been together for a long time.
Netizen:? ? ?
Copywriting two:
In Song Zaixia's eyes,
I am just a lively otaku who is passionate about his own life and spends his whole life just to answer more questions. His handsome roommate is a good academic brother who loves to study with me during the day, and he is also a cool fairy man who sleepwalks and knits sweaters at night.
Until one day, the sleepwalking roommate said he liked Song Zaixia.
Song Zaixia: My roommate looked at the water cup in my hand and said, he likes my cup?
My good Chinese roommate Song Zaixia bought the same water cup for my roommate overnight.
Another day, the sleepwalking roommate asked Song Zaiha for a hug.
Song Zaixia: My roommate seems to want to stick to my pajamas. Does he like my pajamas?
My good Chinese roommate Song Zaixia bought the same pajamas for my roommates overnight.
Another day, the sleepwalking roommate asked Song Zaixia to kiss her.
Song Zaixia, a good Chinese roommate who finally realized something was wrong: Damn it, he likes me! Do you want to package it for yourself this time? ? ?
Also, why does the whole school say we are in a relationship? What, Lin Xing, you also said that we are in love?
The aggrieved immortal man Lin Xing:
Please help, what should I do if my roommate who gave me couple mugs, couple pajamas, dated me, met my parents, and declared sovereignty with my suitors seems to have just found out that we are a couple today?
Soon after,
Song Zaixia looked at his misbehaving roommate and roared:
I said you can't do it today, don't pretend to be sleepwalking for me, I know you're not asleep! ! !
Lin Xinggong×Song Zaixia Shou
Cold on the outside and virtuous on the inside· Straight ball attack × Deadly and stupid· Straight ball hit in front of you can make the ball turn around and suffer.
The brain circuits of attack and reception are both strange, so it is a sand sculpture text; the forum style and the main text style are interspersed. The main text style appears for the first time in Chapter 8 and will be marked in the title; the author's name is useless, and the main building has no nickname except the poster and the administrator, so it is regarded as a completely anonymous post. Rehabilitation hand training, if you like it, please save it, okay~
Background: Same-sex marriage is legal in modern times, and same-sex marriage has just been passed.
Intention: Love well, study well and live well.
