[Advance collection of "Little Tricks for Straight Men" and "Saving the Poor Little After Being Suffered", please collect it~ The copy is at the bottom, click on the author's column to collect it~]
In the new round of the game, everyone was attracted by the little beauty with snow-skinned black hair standing in the corner.
The little beauty stood there delicately and frailly, her skin so tender that there was a red mark when pressed. He looked around helplessly, as if he had no idea what a terrible world he had entered.
The next second, the soft beauty walked up to Li Mianyu, smiled and squeezed into his arms, "Can you protect me? In exchange, I am yours!"
Li Mianyu met everyone's lustful eyes, with veins popping on his forehead. He pushed the little beauty away with his backhand, "Are you sick?"
Tao Rongrong retreated when he saw the difficulty. He said firmly to the system in his mind: "He is not my attacker, otherwise he would definitely pounce on me as soon as he sees him."
In the hall, ghosts and monsters suddenly appeared and rushed toward the crowd. The ferocious-looking and huge monster stared at Tao Rongrong, and it rushed over with its mouth full of big teeth.
Tao Rongrong didn't hide but rushed forward and said in surprise: "My old friend is here to pick me up!"
The system was shocked: "Is it possible for me to be your old attacker if you look like this?"
Tao Rongrong rolled her eyes gracefully, "You don't understand. He pounced on me as soon as he saw me. He must be pretending to be a monster. He must be very handsome in person."
Li Mianyu was thrown into the arms of the little beauty. After pushing him away, he still couldn't help but observe the little beauty. Seeing that the little beauty not only did not run away, but rushed towards him, he couldn't help but stepped forward to hug him and cut off the monster with a knife. "You ran away in the wrong direction. Sure enough, there is something wrong with your brain."
Tao Rongrong lay peacefully in his arms and said to the system: "Well, as expected, the most handsome one is my old attacker."
Horror villa, thrilling cruise ship, silent village...
Tao Rongrong lay comfortably in Li Mianyu's arms. Li Mianyu scolded him every day and left after scolding him.
Tao Rongrong was not sad at all. He happily told the system: "He is so good. Not only did he help me pass the test, he didn't have to be tossed over and over again, and he didn't have to pay any price!"
Soon after, Tao Rongrong cried and said that he was not well at all and that his waist hurt so much.
Li Mianyu: "Baby, lie in my arms and I will take you through the test."
Tao Rongrong: "Don't whine, I need to rest for two days."
Below is the pre-receipt copy~
Copywriting of "Little Tricks for Straight Men":
When Lin Jici was eighteen years old, he suddenly realized that he had passed through a book. He had entered a sweet novel called "Destined to Me and You". He was the heroine's sweetheart and the affectionate male lead who had a crush on the heroine.
In "Destined to Be Me and You", the straight male protagonist is dismissive of the female protagonist at first, but later falls in love with the female protagonist involuntarily. He insists that he doesn't like the heroine, and sprinkles sugar throughout the whole process, and the readers shout that it is so sweet. As the heroine's lover, Lin Jici loved the heroine deeply, and constantly caused trouble between the male protagonist and the heroine, causing various misunderstandings. In the end, the heroine and the male protagonist, Zhuma, sadly left the scene.
Lin sent words:......
He looked at the heroine sitting next to him, shuddered, and silently decided not to get involved in the emotional entanglement between the hero and the heroine.
Lin Jici wanted not to get involved, but the reality did not give him this opportunity. He was in the same dormitory as the male protagonist and was the bridge between the male protagonist and the female protagonist. He had to ask the female protagonist out to play for the male protagonist. As a result, the male protagonist expressed dissatisfaction: Why do you take your childhood sweetheart with you every time you go out?
Lin sent words:? ? ? That's your wife!
Qi Wu:? Isn't my wife you?
Later, Lin Jici discovered that Qi Wu would dress up as the cotton doll he put on the bed every night, and the person he liked turned out to be him!
Lin Jici burst into tears thinking of the scene where he sang, changed clothes, and scolded Qi Wu in bed.
Lin sent a message:... Help!
Qi Wu: My wife is so cute. Kiss her.
Copywriting of "Saving the Poor Little One After Suffering":
After Yu Dan accidentally passed through the book, he learned that his new good friend and roommate was a double star who was attacked and tossed by the four protagonists in a certain Tang novel he had read before. He felt distressed and took more care of his roommate.
Yu Dan and his roommate are getting closer and closer. Every day, he protects his roommate from rotten love blossoms and keeps them intact. He keeps praising himself for his greatness in his heart.
Until one day, his roommate invited him to go to a public hot spring together. He asked hesitantly: "Are you feeling okay?"
The roommate asked in surprise: "Ah? Are you okay?"
Yu Dan asked strangely: "Aren't you afraid of others seeing your body?"
The roommate chuckled and said, "I know you like me, but you can't be so possessive. It's just a hot spring bath. I'll show it to you from now on, not to others."
Yu Dan's head was filled with questions: "Who likes you? Who wants to see you?"
The roommate gave a conclusive example of Yu Dan driving away everyone who came close to him, being intimate with him every day, and telling him to take good care of his body and not fall in love casually...
Yu Dan was speechless, "That's because you are bisexual. I was afraid that you would get hurt, so I took care of you all day long."
The roommate was shocked: "You don't like me?! No, I don't care, you have to be with me." After saying that, he pestered Yu Dan like a big dog.
Yu Dan:... Help
This is a cookie where I thought you were on the receiving end, but you turned out to be on the receiving end.
Purpose: It is human nature to strive for survival.
