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[The little bad guy who is not very straight is attacked by an unlucky wolfdog who is even less straight than him]
One summer vacation, Lin Qi, a young master of the Lin family who was kicked out of the house by his parents for training, lost all his money and bought a voice changer. He became famous on the Internet with his "sweet" voice and sharp skills.
During the summer vacation of the same year, Lin Qi's nemesis Yuan Zhe's roommate spent a lot of money to hire a beautiful anchor to accompany him, who happened to be Lin Qi himself.
As we all know, Lin Qi and Yuan Zhe have been fighting since childhood.
As everyone knows, the person Lin Qi hates the most in his life is Yuan Zhe.
But... They gave too much.
Lin Qi gritted his teeth, and while he was glad that he had registered a trumpet account, he endured the humiliation and shouted to the familiar ID: Hello, brothers~
Yuan Zhe:?
With a wave of his hand, he smashed a five-thousand-yuan gift in Lin Qi's live broadcast room: "It sounds great, please shout again."
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Yanshi Senior Colonel Cao Xingzhe is handsome, has good grades, has a rogue but not bad personality, and has a very good family background. The only flaw is that he is a fighter among straight men.
The roommate once thought that he would spend the rest of his life with the game, until one day he found out that the other party had hooked up with his goddess at some point, and she also played the role of a dog licker. He had been begging for sex all summer, but he still didn't see her.
Roommate:?
Yuan Minzhe: I don't want to be caught either, but she calls me brother.
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Licking the dog, licking the dog, licking everything until the end.
After spending a whole summer in the live broadcast room, Yuan Yinzhe finally accidentally took off the goddess's vest the day before school started.
Being blocked in the alley in front of the school, Lin Qi was about to cry but had no tears: Listen to my fucking explanation.
Yuan Mingzhe: Explanation is useless, even calling my husband is useless now.
Lin Qi:... Is it really useless?
Lin Qi: ... Husband?
-+[Highlight: The plot requires it, don't lie to people in reality!
-+Original name was that he called me brother, but he changed it because he couldn't use the title of relative!
-+Small cookie, no abuse, no abuse even if the horse falls.
-+Best friends and best friends, rivals become lovers
-+The game has a plot, but it won't affect your viewing if you don't play it, because the author doesn't play much, so it's all nonsense.
-+Thanks to @ for the cover. My treasure's articles are so beautiful. Please give them to me to read! ! !
Watch this in advance and start next: "I'm really not a god!"
The end of the world is coming, and zombies are raging.
Chi Honghe awakened a strange superpower and had the ability to open and control a different world.
It's a pity that he has empty land and doesn't know how to use it.
He can speed up or slow down the flow of time, but he cannot build it alone.
As a result, the humans who were struggling to survive under the zombies successively received invitations signed by Gypsophila:
"Are you willing to help poor Gypsophila build a new home?"
"Why can't you help if Gypsophila is so pitiful?" Or "I still need to think about it again."
Please make your choice.
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In the new land, people started a new life.
They are no longer afraid of zombies, because gods will protect them and this land.
They only need to give the gods some insignificant things from time to time, and the gods will satisfy their needs of the same level.
Or let their crops grow quickly, or give them some city construction suggestions, or help them fight against unruly newcomers.
Everything is going on in an orderly manner, and everyone respects this god.
Until one day, the gods suddenly became angry.
Each resident received a letter filled with exclamation points:
"I'm really not God!! Stop calling me God!!"
"Also, can you give poor Gypsophila some fried chicken legs? The child hasn't eaten meat for a few days T^T!"
People put away the letters without changing their expressions, and while quickly preparing fried chicken, they all thought to themselves:
Hey! What should I do if the god is too cute?
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Yu Qingmeng is a top alpha who has awakened super S-level combat abilities.
One day, he accidentally picked up a little omega named Chi Shunhe.
Chi Shunhe's name is very tough, but he is surprisingly soft, like a sweet dumpling, and his pheromones smell very good.
Yu Qingmeng swore that he would take good care of the wife he had tricked!
As a result, within a month of being so passionate, he discovered that Chi Shunhe didn't need him to support him at all.
His special power is to conjure all kinds of delicious food, and he always eats fried chicken legs behind his back!
Yu Qingmeng:......
Putting aside everything else, fried chicken... Can you give me a bite?
After being caught, Chi Shunhe didn't panic at all. Instead, he said generously: I'll give you a bite too!
Motto: Hard work will give you a chance
Reader comments
Is there anyone who has made a mod for Hachi? Qaq doesn't know anything and can only ask for food. Hey
Tiantian is the most talkative one after turning black.
Although, the sparkler sparkle made me laugh inexplicably (
Hey, do the eldest, second and third of their three identity cards follow the order of death time?
Like! But it's so sad TT My favorite Ender doesn't have a separate chapter TT
Wow wow wow this is my first time reading the chapter 48 Coins, so cool
The whole big move, I thought JJ was crazy. One chapter is so expensive, but it turns out it's a super update. I love it.
I'm 60 for the first time
Xiao Ding has made great achievements and needs to be given a red envelope as a matchmaker?
60 Coins? ? Okay
Wow, shocked. It's the first time I saw 60 coins. It's so cool. I like it.
Incredible coins!
The first row of sofas! Mumu, you are so hard-spoken and soft-hearted!
Are they all going to be over? A bit reluctant...
"Online" gives the author a big worm~
up
Yeah! ! Mumu and Brother Yaozi will definitely be together forever!
The number of words after the return is really long, which is very impressive
"Estimation" is a big bug for the author~
Valley
I love this setting so much hehehe
I can't bear to part with it and want to read it again. Jie Ya Ya should always be happy [Comparison of Hearts]
Is there anyone who has made a mod for Hachi? Qaq doesn't know anything and can only ask for food. Hey
Tiantian is the most talkative one after turning black.
Although, the sparkler sparkle made me laugh inexplicably (
Hey, do the eldest, second and third of their three identity cards follow the order of death time?
Like! But it's so sad TT My favorite Ender doesn't have a separate chapter TT
Wow wow wow this is my first time reading the chapter 48 Coins, so cool
The whole big move, I thought JJ was crazy. One chapter is so expensive, but it turns out it's a super update. I love it.
I'm 60 for the first time
Xiao Ding has made great achievements and needs to be given a red envelope as a matchmaker?
60 Coins? ? Okay
Wow, shocked. It's the first time I saw 60 coins. It's so cool. I like it.
Incredible coins!
The first row of sofas! Mumu, you are so hard-spoken and soft-hearted!
Are they all going to be over? A bit reluctant...
"Online" gives the author a big worm~ up
Yeah! ! Mumu and Brother Yaozi will definitely be together forever!
The number of words after the return is really long, which is very impressive
"Estimation" is a big bug for the author~ Valley
I love this setting so much hehehe
I can't bear to part with it and want to read it again. Jie Ya Ya should always be happy [Comparison of Hearts]