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One sentence summary: But the mentally ill CEO insists that I am his wife!
The following copy:
Su Baizhu always felt that he was out of tune with the world, until one day he discovered that he was the control group of his top brother.
My brother looks like a demon, but he is a kind little white rabbit at heart. He looks like a pure college student, but his heart is so vicious that it makes people vomit;
My elder brother goes on a variety show and is diligent and thrifty, but when he goes on a variety show, he is always disliked, lazy and spends money;
My brother found a rich man as his lover, but he was exposed to a pornography, gambling, drug and sex scandal;
Su Baizhu:?
This brother is definitely not him, he can't do such a thing!
However, the next second, the friendly friend winked and took out a pack of "good stuff" and asked him to try it.
"..."
Su Baizhu: Dah!
As a good young man with socialist ideas, Su Baizhu decisively recorded the video and ran away!
While being chased by his friends, he bumped into a man.
The man's well-jointed hands tightly grasped his delicate arm, "Honey, where have you been?"
How could he be a man's wife?
Su Baizhu looked puzzled. How could two people from completely different worlds get together?
The man is wearing a valuable high-end suit without any wrinkles, while he is wearing a cheap and simple pirated electroplated large LOGO——Eh? ! !
Why are you so exaggerated! ! ? ?
How embarrassing!
Su Baizhu ran away again!
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Being forced to appear on variety shows by her brother with high liquidated damages, Su Baizhu decided to change herself this time.
Su Baizhu changed his laziness and skillfully held the butcher's knife to kill the pig.
Hearing from his brother that an investor would come to participate, Su Baizhu didn't take it seriously until a familiar voice came into his ears.
"I found you, wife."
Su Baizhu: 0.0! ?
The hand suddenly hit hard, and the pig's screams and blood sprayed all over the man.
The pig struggled violently under his hand, and Su Baizhu subconsciously slapped it with his backhand. "Crack", the pig's skull cracked, and the pig fell down and died heavily.
The whole place was silent.
Only the man said: "Honey, are your hands sore? I'll squeeze them for you."
Su Baizhu stammered: "But, but I'm really not your wife..."
1. Tarbosaurus husband and wife, 1v1, pure love, micro sand sculpture, he
2. The high priest orc is attacked by the evil god of X
3. I think it's interesting, so I'll add it to my collection (bow!)
4. There is a little dinosaur named Danbao (given by the beast god)
5. My brother is a good person.
6. Running away means running away in copywriting, and there is generally no bloody plot.
2022.7.31. The copy has been screenshotted
Intention: He ran away from the top control group!
