Six Monsters Became Popular Thanks to Group Sex

[Completed, escape from the nonsensical glyphs. Next book is "I, Panda, Fighting Counterfeiting and Becoming Popular", the copy is below. [The text has been revised and is different from the pirated version. Please support the genuine version~] Bai Miaomiao and other friends who came down the mountain to pursue their dreams in the entertainment industry were successfully signed by the brokerage company and formed a group to debut due to their superior appearance. Unexpectedly, less than a year after the group was formed, the company went bankrupt and the boss ran away, and the "Cats and Dogs" group also dropped from the 38th line to the 108th line. For their dreams, one cat and five dogs continued to work hard in the entertainment industry. Finally, seven years later, they still achieved nothing. Before retreating back to the mountains, Liu Yao spent his life savings to prepare a group show to commemorate everyone's dream-chasing career. . Once the show was announced, there were only a few comments from passers-by—— Netizen A: Who are "cats and dogs"? Netizen B: After some searching, I found out that there was no such person in the entertainment industry, including the 108 Line Betting Group hundreds of years ago. Netizen C: Hey, it's just a stupid person struggling to his death. Who has the time to watch this? Netizen D: Is the entertainment industry threshold so low these days? What kind of cats and dogs can make a debut? Netizen E: Artists who deliberately perform misfortune to promote gambling gimmicks will always be buried in the center of the earth~ . Before the show started, Six Demons called friends to tell each other and posted notices on various social platforms. The hard work paid off, and finally on the first day of the live broadcast, there were hundreds of online viewers - less than a small anchor on a certain music channel. . That night, an up owner edited the video "The Worst Group Variety Show on the Internet, No One", which received millions of views overnight, and many people were attracted by Amway to watch the live broadcast—— When fishing by the river, the well-equipped fisherman was flying all the way. Bai Miaomiao used a bamboo pole and earthworms, and a group of fish circled around her fishing line. One by one, they lined up obediently to bite the hook, and they immediately exploded! Audience:? This is your pet fish, right? So obedient? ! . During a roadside fortune telling, Lin Shiqi was told that he would never get married. He was full of disdain: "Feudal superstition is not trustworthy. My fate is determined by me and not by God!" The next second his left eyelid twitched, and he was instantly excited: "My left eye is twitching for money and my right eye is twitching for disaster. Uncle, please help me see if I am going to make a fortune?!" Audience: ? ? Selective superstition? . When everyone was hiking up the mountain and encountered heavy fog, they saw the Buddha's light shining in the haze and the Buddha's true form appearing! The six people quickly knelt down and knelt down, and hundreds of tourists behind them kowtowed and made wishes. As a result, everyone walked up and found that the LED screen on the top of the mountain was showing photos. Tourist:…… . Audience: ? ? ? Electronic Buddha? . Netizen: Is there something good about this group show? … During the last live broadcast, the number of people online in the live broadcast room exceeded 100 million! "Cats and Dogs" successfully counterattacked and ranked first in the annual variety show ratings, becoming a phenomenon-level live variety show! Major investors and variety show directors who had ignored the six people in the past have extended their olive branches to the six people, promising hundreds of millions in remuneration! . Just when the news broke out, it was revealed that the six people were about to withdraw from the circle and return to their hometown to farm. Whole network:? ? ? What circle should we retreat from? How could you, so young, have such a terrible idea of ​​quitting the industry? ! Don't go! The entertainment industry can't live without you! ! ! . Reading Guide - 1. Bai Miaomiao (Cow Cat), Mu Bian (Border Collie), Lin Shiqi (Husky), Jin Can (Golden Retriever), Du Bingyue (Doberman Pinscher), Chai Chongming (Shiba Inu), Tanglas (Alaska) 2. A six-person protagonist group with no specific protagonist. The roles of the six people are uneven, some are more and some are less. There are basically no emotional scenes in the main plot. If you can accept this, please read the article~ 3. There are no real-life character prototypes. Please do not mention three-dimensional characters, other novels and characters in the comment area to avoid causing quarrels. If found, they will be deleted. Thank you for your understanding ~ 4 [Highlight] Gua's free-spirited work has no depth, it is a silly white text that makes people laugh, and it is relatively nonsensical. If you can accept the above, please put your head in the rest area, eat melon seeds and drink milk tea, and then click on this article to read~ 22.7.30 —— "Panda's Treasure Appraisal Variety Show Fights Counterfeiting and Becomes Popular" The giant panda Huahua, who had been sleeping for a hundred years, was forced to go down the mountain and enter human society because of the occupation of the mountain. By chance, she was penniless and participated in a treasure appraisal variety show. . The judges of "Fighting Counterfeiting" are all treasure appraisers from all over the country and even the world. It is a highly anticipated popular variety show. However, when the broadcast started, netizens looked at the completely unfamiliar Huahua and were confused: Is there some random person sneaking in? Is she older than my shoe size? ! . On variety shows: Guest A took out the "Picture of White Rice Bamboo Shoots Eating Bamboo Shoots" with a proud look on his face: "This is handed down from my ancestors. It was painted by a famous artist and is priceless!" The masters studied for a long time: they are so similar! Huahua yawned: fake Everyone: Why do you lie? ! Huahua: Because it's really with me. . Guest B took out a carved ancient silver dagger and said proudly: "I spent a lot of money to buy this from many people. It has been passed down for thousands of years and is still extremely sharp!" The masters looked at it carefully: Real, more real than a real stick! Huahua turned over suddenly: This is also fake. Everyone: Oh, is it true that you are also there? Huahua: It used to be there, but now it's gone. I can't cut the bamboo and throw it away... . Guest C took out a few round black beads and snorted coldly: "These black stone beads have a wonderful pattern and a fragrant aroma. They are even harder than diamonds! My heirlooms cannot be faked!" The masters were hesitant: I've never seen this before? Huahua suddenly lowered her head and blushed. Everyone: What, envious? Do you want to have it too? Huahua: That's me... The dried cake of the giant panda... Everyone: Do you want to see what you are talking about? ! . After the show was aired, anti-counterfeiting madman Huahua became famous on the Internet, and all kinds of suspicions, questions and even abuses came to her. . However, they discovered—— Treasure appreciating masters all recognized Huahua as their teacher and asked for advice on how to detect treasures and detect counterfeiting. Big bosses from all walks of life also came to Huahua with their own collections of treasures and invested millions, just asking for an appraisal! Everyone: Say it! Do you have a sharp eye or a treasure bag? ! (Kneel down and worship. Jpg) Later, Huahua collapsed on the sofa, drinking a lot of milk while looking at the bank card balance that was constantly being added to her account, and sighed: "Oh, I can't spend it all, I can't spend it all." * One day, someone photographed the garden of a top manor in the imperial capital being filled with a sea of bamboo. When the busybody went to the manor to check in, he found two familiar figures in the bamboo forest—— The popular anti-counterfeiting madman Huahua is sitting in a rocking chair basking in the sun. Next to her is a cold and ascetic boss who only appears in the Financial Evening News. At this time, he is sitting beside her wearing an apron and peeling bamboo shoots for her. Netizen:...? You rich people play in such a simple and down-to-earth manner? ! [Soft and cute/slow-paced/salted fish foodie giant panda heroine × worried housekeeper/jealous/cooking master Chi You hero] —— "I, the little orange cat, daily matchmaking with cat cafes" Hey, aunt, don't row away, it's me! Orange Mimi! I am a little stray cat who was taken to his cat cafe by a cat demon not long ago. There are more than a dozen cats in the cat cafe: small cats, big cats, purebred cats, mixed-breed cats; healthy cats, disabled cats... Our daily task is to wash up and eat in the morning, and then start studying the required cat education courses—— One: How to please humans and successfully make them willing to adopt us. Two: How to make human beings fall in love with us and never think about food or drink without us. Three: How to become the master of the human family, so that all men, women, old and young will bow to my cat belly! … Logically speaking, after learning so many compulsory cat courses, it should be easy for everyone to deceive humans and successfully enter their homes to enjoy prosperity and wealth. But I don't know why, but I found that everyone is very resistant to being adopted by humans. ——The little civet flower is obviously very smart, but every time the cat takes an exam, she pretends to be ignorant of all the questions. ——The little lion obviously loves to be clean, but every time he pretends that he can't find the toilet to poop. ——Obviously she is the most beautiful, popular and good-tempered little stuffed doll in the store, but when humans want to adopt her, she always loses her temper and scares them away. . I didn't understand, so I asked them. . Little Lihua said: "Humph, humans are all bad guys. Just because I was sick, they threw me on the street and made me a stray cat that no one wanted! I don't want to play with humans!" The little lion said: "When I was a child, I was stupid and couldn't poop in the toilet, so that person would hit me. But she would only scold me and hit me, but never taught me how to poop in the toilet. Now I have become smarter and cleaner, and I know how to poop, but I no longer like humans!" The little puppet said: "I am one year old this year and have had four owners. Obviously they promised to treat me well before raising me, but within a few months they abandoned me because of various things... Maomao, my heart is feeling cold! " … Oh, so that's it! But don't close your hearts and love, there are still many good people in this world! Let Mimi help you! - After half a year of hard work—— Little Lihua shows off the cat medical insurance his owner spent a lot of money to buy for him; The little lion shows off his super beautiful and luxurious cat toilet; The little puppet shows off its owner and the whole family falls under her charm and competes to feed her... Me: Yeah! Breasts are so amazing (akimbo. Jpg) * Watching people go to Maokong's store, I got into the store manager's arms and looked up at him: "Mr. Store manager, do you also need a master who can hold you in his hand?" I saw the cold and taciturn store manager in the past suddenly lifted my destiny's neck, stared at me and said: "Hand me! I'm a Siberian tiger, a purebred! Is it worthy of a human being?!" Mimi, an avid fan of Orange Siberian Tiger: "Can the store manager take care of me for the rest of my life? Mimi Orange is also a little Siberian tiger! Wow~" Mission: Anyone with a dream is great