Kiss Green

"Summer Blooming Law" is now open next door! Welcome! Compare your heart! Have a happy life! ———————————————————— Yun'ao took a long vacation for himself and stayed in a B&B. I forgot to pay for the room when I left. The owner of the B&B looked at the millions of pieces of photography equipment in the room. He waved to the man collecting scraps across the street. Later Yun'ao asked her how much she sold it for. Yan Ning looked magnanimous: 80. Yun Lai smacked his tongue: That's a big loss for me. ... The agent gritted his teeth holding the bill: How does it feel to use public funds to coax your wife? Yun'an answered the question incorrectly: I can eat now. The agent was stunned for a long time: We still have a lot of equipment in the shed. Ask her if there is anything else she wants to sell? Yun'e: Okay. The agent exploded: I'm kidding you, you fucking want to fire me! ? Anorexic mourns photographer x cook, thief and delicious B&B owner —————————————— "The weather is getting better" [A gentle and old-fashioned associate professor who gets into a bad mood when it rains Associate Professor of Meteorology Cheng Shuli has always had an old-fashioned and rigid lifestyle, even his sleeping posture is meticulous. Tang wandered over to his bedside again, smacking her lips in disgust: Tsk, none of us dead sleep like this. Cheng Shuli retorted: I have never seen a ghost like you. Tang Youyou: I have never seen such a lifeless person like you! Cheng Shuli: When I find your grave, I will dig it up to see if there is only one mouth left. Tang Youyou was angry: you mean old thing! Cheng Shuli sneered: You have been floating for more than a hundred years, who of us is older than the other? ! Tang Youyou:...... In a fit of anger, Tang never showed up again. The weather at Wuziding Weather Station was sunny and cloudless for several days, and Cheng Shuli was in an even worse mood. Friends who know about Rainy Day Syndrome: Why are you so depressed when the weather is so nice? Cheng Shuli: There is something wrong with me. Small Theater Cheng Shuli, who was never absent from work, left work early one day. His colleagues were unable to find anyone in a meeting and curiously asked him why he didn't just ask for leave. Cheng Shuli, who adhered to the bottom line of integrity, did not want to lie to others, but could not find a reasonable reason for the moment. He sighed: Can the leader believe me when I say that the person I like will live a hundred years old? Intention: Live hard and embrace beauty