Finished v today, March 3rd, and started entering v from Chapter 22
Song Wenshi is a person who strives to be first in everything, but he has always lost to Xiao Tingnan from childhood to adulthood.
But Song Wenshi did not admit defeat. Sooner or later he would defeat him, and he would laugh at him with his hands on his hips.
Then Xiao Tingnan lost his memory due to an accident.
And he was the accident.
After losing his memory, Xiao Tingnan didn't recognize anyone. He only tugged at the corner of his clothes pitifully: "Honey, I promise to be gentle next time. I'm good. Don't let me go."
Song Wenshi: Who is your wife?
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In order to take care of Xiao Tingnan, who could not be stimulated, Song Wenshi, the culprit, could only become his fake wife.
Song Wenshi before living together: It's in my hands! See how I deal with you!
Song Wenshi after living together: Forget it, I won't argue with fools, but can you stop hugging me...
Xiao Tingnan's daily routine:
"Honey, Heihei wants a hug."
"My wife, you are so good-looking. I had to smoke from my ancestral graves to marry you."
"My wife's meal is ready, the bath water is put out, the toothpaste is squeezed out, the bed is made, and I'm ready too."
Song Wenshi stood at the door and looked at Xiao Tingnan, who was dressed in a pink maid outfit and said to him, "My wife wants to eat first, or me first." After wiping his nosebleed, he took out his mobile phone to take photos and videos.
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Xiao Tingnan, a third grader: "Shi Bao, what do you like?"
Song Wenshi: "I like to be number one."
From then on, the playful Xiao Tingnan studied like crazy and became the eternal number one.
Song Wenshi, who was pushed out of the first place, cried and endorsed the book until midnight, and wrote in his notebook: xiaaaaaaooTingnan hates you!
Xiao Tingnan, who was next door, was confused. Even though he was number one, why didn't Shi Bao still like him?
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Next door serial "I was sucked after dressing up as a kitten"
Cen Nianhun passed through a blue-eyed ragdoll cat, and he quickly adapted to his new identity. Compared with the life and death in his previous life, in this life he can stay calm by being cute.
He was in a pet store, and on the third day after he came in, a man in a suit and tie and a long windbreaker walked in.
He looked at the expensive watch on the other person's hand and thought, "It's you!"
So when the man approached, he raised his voice and said, "Meow~"
Who can say no to a cute little cat?
After being bought home by the man, he inspected his territory and looked up at the man: I only came to your house to do three things, eat cans, fatten up, and shed fur.
The man gave Cen Nian all the best food, but Cen Nian gradually became less happy. He looked out the window with longing eyes. Will the poop shovel not come back today?
Cen Nian's small gas tank body felt more and more aggrieved when he looked at the huge empty house with only him.
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Yu Shen never thought that one day, his domineering and squeamish kitten would turn into a human being, a young man with cat ears.
And she lay on top of him in the middle of the night, crying aggrievedly: "You always leave me at home, so don't raise me, woo woo woo..."
Yu Shen's heart stopped.
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The police station recently recruited an outsider with white hair and blue eyes, who is as beautiful as a doll. He solved one case after another and became the new idol of the police station.
Until one day they bumped into the new idol and the boss pressed him against the wall, coaxing: "Let me take a breath."
Cen Nian: The kitten can't be sucked until it comes home!
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Gay friends pre-collection of "After having seventy-two transformations, I hid in my roommate's arms"
Author: Qianlayeryun
There is a mine at home, Hongke Gong x Aesthetic Qingqi Forensic Medicine
Purpose: Flowers will bloom even in desperate situations, as long as you don't give up