Although the title of the novel is very... But, this is really not >Danmei!
Cucumber: "You make me unable to cultivate immortality with peace of mind now."
Yan Yuanmo: "Really? It seems to be my responsibility. Otherwise, you will end up alone in the future, so I have no choice but to marry you."
Cucumber: "We have rules in the mountains: a woman takes her husband's surname."
Yan Yuanmo: "When you are in the country, just do as the Romans do."
Cucumber: "... Then I will become a 'pickled cucumber'?"
Bai Yu: "Cucumber, that's a good gesture. Why don't you marry me? Anyway, I'm short of someone to comb my hair."
Cucumber: "No."
Bai Yu: "Why? Three meals and one night, this condition is good."
Cucumber: "I don't want to become 'Break the Cucumber'."
Another big pitfall of my old saying:
I'm very HD, so I recommend fattening up~~
The picture of Master Griphook is very beautiful, haha~~