[Pre-collection of "Girlfriends Hold the Big Brother's Script"]
Zou Yun, who can understand the speech of non-human creatures, became cannon fodder in a certain entertainment industry article.
The whole internet scolded her for hating her, thinking that she was riddled with dirty information and was cowardly and incompetent.
Later——
On a variety show, guests had to have close contact with monkeys.
This type of monkey has a naughty temperament and likes to rob and beat people. The guests were made to cry and run away with their heads in their hands.
However, Zou Yun single-handedly made all the monkeys treat her with respect and saved the entire guest group.
Audience:? ! !
Zou Yun is awesome!
Zou Yun: It's nothing, I just had a friendly communication with the Monkey King.
Monkey King: If I don't listen to her, my position as the Monkey King will be lost. :)
In a live broadcast, participants were asked to be detectives and find the murderer in the game.
The nearby old locust trees, old roses, and old turtles gave Zou Yun directions:
"Here are the clues to the murderer!"
The audience laughed and ridiculed as they watched Zou Yun find "wrong" clues one after another.
Unexpectedly, Zou Yun relied on the clues she collected to find out the real murderer who had been on the run for twenty years!
Officials mobilized to catch the real culprit.
Ms. Zou, an enthusiastic citizen, was given a banner and bonus.
The whole network was shocked: Damn it! ! !
The whole network: Zou Yun is awesome!
In reality, Zou Yun actually got invitations from top variety shows, the role of a super director and the endorsement of high-end products without having any representative works.
As for why?
Zou Yun: I cured the depressed octopus raised by the investors of the variety show.
Zou Yun: The super director's pet lizard told me about its owner's troubles, and I solved them.
Zou Yun: The spokesperson's little secret was told to me by the poplar tree planted in front of their company.
Uninformed netizens expressed dissatisfaction: Zou Yun is a resource guy!
But.
Zou Yun has frequently made headlines in variety shows, his acting skills have exploded in major director's films, and his endorsement effects are unprecedented...
Netizens: Those who say Zou Yun is a resource guy look like a fool.
Netizens: Leave it alone and be a fan of her!
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Zou Yun became famous and had a wide range of fans.
Not only humans like her, but animals and plants are also on her fan list.
Humans wave and cheer for her, and plants bloom freshly for her.
The animals circled around her LED advertising screen and proudly said to their companions:
"Did you see it? This is Zou Yun, the top star of mankind. She is my idol!"
2022/10/1, Archived.
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-Pre-receipt of the copy of "Girlfriends Hold the Big Brother's Script"
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Jian Yi passed through the book and became a professional villain cannon fodder who specifically opposes the protagonists.
Protagonist 1: A top-notch movie queen who is famous all over the world.
If you go against her, you will be torn apart by her ardent fans first.
Protagonist 2: A rich man who looks like a fake rich man, but is actually really rich.
If you go against her, you will be solved by her powerful money making ability.
Protagonist 3: Xiao Baihua, who comes from a poor family but is loved by a domineering president.
If you go against her, you will be thrown into the high seas to feed the fishes by the boss who protects her.
The system issued a task to Jian Yi: You now need to use rumors to slander the top protagonist one, use tricks to frame the fake rich protagonist two, and use contemptuous words to insult the little white flower protagonist three.
Brief meaning:…
Jianyi Smile. Jpg: Look how many lives I have?
However, I was forced to keep the plot simple, and I found out after getting close to the protagonists.
This protagonist one, protagonist two, protagonist three...
It seems like they were her best friends who were tough enough to wear a pair of pants in her previous life?
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The three protagonists who traveled through the book discovered that their precious treasure Jian Yi from their previous life had also traveled through time.
But Jian Yi was much more unlucky than them. Not only did she start with no money, no reputation, and no help, she also had a cannon fodder script and was forced by the system to follow the plot.
The protagonists were angry: We should protect our precious treasure ourselves!
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The top protagonist who wants to make simple posts every day: Please, please come with me to the next variety show.
Brief: No, I don't want to gain millions more followers.
I would be recognized even when I was walking, which seriously affected my peace as an amateur.
Dingliu: If you don't come with me, I might get busy with work and forget about you.
Briefly: ... You cue me on Weibo once every two days on average, and you mention my name in four out of five interviews. I believe you will forget about me when you are working. It is better to believe that I am a catfish that saves the world.
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The protagonist, whose real identity is the fake daughter of a super rich man: I bought you a new place to live and a means of transportation.
Briefly: I am targeting your villain in the plot, which is not appropriate.
Fake daughter: Don't get me wrong, this is not a friendly gift, this is just a financial humiliation for you.
Jian Yi: Well... It turns out that buying me three islands and ten private jets overseas, hiring supporting service staff, and having them line up in front of me was meant to humiliate me.
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The little white flower protagonist who also owns another system: The permissions of my system have been increased!
Brief: Great, what do you want to do after you escalate your permissions?
Xiao Baihua: I want my system to kill your system. Your system is annoying and doesn't take care of you at all.
Brief meaning: Oh haha.
Simple system:?
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Afterwards, the system fell into deep thought as he looked at the cannon fodder Jian Yi who was supposed to be offline, but had become famous, had countless fans, had a successful career, and made a lot of money.
Jian Yi said: I can't help it, my girlfriends love me too much.
-2023/09/28, Archived
Concept: All things have animism
Reader comments
[Glasses] They look pretty, I don't know why no one has them
It's the first time I've written an article online, and the guys are squirting
"You, you, let me take a closer look at your appearance."
When will the teacher update the extra story? I want to see Shen Changyun's subplot [crying] [orange candy] and got it
I was too sleepy last night and fell asleep
I really want to see the next plot
I feel so sorry that Jian Yi never really saw Sapu Mountain until his death. People like him should stay at Sapu Mountain or on the journey, and should not die in reinforced concrete Shanghai. But when I think about it, I feel wrong. He is a person with no place to go, not Shanghai, not Sapu.
[Glasses] They look pretty, I don't know why no one has them
It's the first time I've written an article online, and the guys are squirting
"You, you, let me take a closer look at your appearance."
When will the teacher update the extra story? I want to see Shen Changyun's subplot [crying] [orange candy] and got it
I was too sleepy last night and fell asleep
I really want to see the next plot
I feel so sorry that Jian Yi never really saw Sapu Mountain until his death. People like him should stay at Sapu Mountain or on the journey, and should not die in reinforced concrete Shanghai. But when I think about it, I feel wrong. He is a person with no place to go, not Shanghai, not Sapu.
Come on, I'm looking forward to it
Very well written, keep up the good work!