It will be updated in early February. Classes are suspended, let go, you know~
In the first life, she was a myrobalan spirit and died to save Tianjun.
In the second life, she was the Medicine Master Yuanjun in the heaven, and she died to save Tianjun.
She didn't want a third life, anyway, she would just burp while she was still alive. The remaining fairy spirits fell from the heaven, and the green lotus incense burner accompanied her to protect her, and they made an emergency landing in the underworld.
The Qinglian incense burner sucked away more than ten magical artifacts from the underworld, but she was not able to control the incense burner yet.
The chief judge is a cold-blooded man with cannibalistic eyes, and he has a very good appearance.
So she fiddled with the green lotus incense burner and said shamelessly: "This is my burner. I am not good at studying. I can eat but not vomit. When I practice well and know how to vomit, I will return the magical instrument to you."
After saying that, he was about to fly away. As soon as he could fly less than half a meter, the judge grabbed his ankle and pulled him down.
The head judge said calmly: "Go to the Reincarnation Department to report when you spit out the magic weapon. It's not too late to leave. I am the judge of the underworld. My name is Lan Su Shi. You can call me Lan Judge."
"... My name is Yingluo, you can call me Xiao Tiantian."
Who doesn't know how to bullshit?
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Judge Lan Sushi took her to handle the case, and Yingluo scolded him in her heart for not showing mercy to her, and for not even asking her to change a car to get out of the rugged mountain road.
So Lan Suzhi conjured up an old-fashioned 28-inch bicycle and gave it to her "intimately".
"You go ahead and ride, I'm not tired." He said.
"You go ahead and ride, I can't," she said.
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Once she was plotted and forced to reincarnate, her mission was to find the stolen fairy spirit in the earthly world. The Heavenly Lord cast a cruel curse on her [to be a selfish person].
So in the human world, she vividly interpreted "money can make the world go round".
Until that day, she met the little fairy who stole her fairy spirit. Her ruthlessness was not much worse than that of Lan Su Shi. She leaned over and said to the fairy who stole her fairy spirit: "You are so brave. You dare to touch my fairy spirit. It's time to pay it back today. Let's give it to me, including the profits."
Guide:
1. The background of the whole text is fictional.
2. Believe in science.
3. The chief judge who is cold on the outside and hot on the inside x the female anchor of the Three Realms is a bit sweet.
Purpose: Expensive? No money required!
