The Cunning and Beautiful Evil God

Blue Star, the dream retirement place for Abyss players. There are wages, team building, afternoon tea at work, as well as five insurances, one housing fund and labor protection system! You Li was shocked. She had worked hard for thousands of years and had never seen what her salary was like, let alone benefits. She quits her job. She wants to be laid off and find a job in the human society! She got a "Strategy for Integrating into Human Society" from the players. Strategy 1: 100 must-learn human sayings: Have you eaten? What are you doing? Damn it! Strategy 2: Eating is the best way for humans to shorten the distance. When you meet a human, the fastest way to get acquainted is to have a meal together. If not, then two meals. Strategy 3: Pets are the best way to start communication. You can choose to keep a pet. It is recommended to keep popular pets! Strategy 4:… You Li: Damn, I learned, I learned! She memorized fifty mantras, packed the abyss' specialty man-eating grass, found the most popular demon species discussed among players - the shadow troll, the descendant of the evil god Hordes, and forced it to pretend to be her pet. Finally, she happily prepared a cute and cute human body for herself and opened the teleportation array. Arrival at target location. Human identity generation. She opened her eyes excitedly and heard a clear mechanical sound falling into her ears: [Hello player, welcome to the Abyss - Blue Star 88 pilot game. Copywriting two: In order to find a good job, Yu Li is determined to become the most popular person! She secretly observed the humans in the team. They seem to like soft beauties very much. -So You Li's eyes were filled with tears, his little face turned pale, he gasped every three steps, and coughed every ten steps. The audience in the live broadcast room who had just seen her crush the high-level evil spirit to death with her bare hands:... Later, Yu Li discovered that green tea was more popular. -So she studied hard for three days and got in front of the most taciturn man in the team: Why didn't they talk to their brother? Is it because my brother is ugly? What a bunch of superficial boys. Unlike me, I only feel sorry for my brother. Feng Han, the handsome top hunter, glanced at her coldly and sarcastically said, "Let's get some ophthalmology surgery after we leave the game." You Li: "It's great that my brother feels sorry for me. Li Li also loves my brother." Feng Han: "..." —— Live broadcast room : Others draw a single character. You install one and then accumulate another. What about this stack of infinite buffs? : I ask every day, why hasn't she turned over yet? : Damn it, Feng Han just saw her tearing apart the boss with her bare hands, right? He actually turned around and pretended not to see it, ah ah ah ah Feng Han, I misjudged you! : Oh, yes, yes, today is also a day to be crazy about the crazy CP. Help, this is so cute! —— Stupid beauty, beautiful vase. You Li: Yes, yes, it's me [Confident. Jpg] Chawen Guide: 1: The logic is dead, the infinite tassels are cool and sweet, the heroine is top-notch, and the main character is funny 2: There are human society live broadcast rooms and a small number of abyss forum bodies 3: Ming people don't tell secret words [please collect it, ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! The text has a tentative title and screenshots will be taken in July 2022. Please collect the ducks. If you collect more, open the tweet as soon as possible. Thanks to Bishui Gugu for the cover~\(≧▽≦)/~ Purpose: labor protection