"General, Madam is in trouble!"
"What trouble did you get into?"
"Madam ordered people to remove all the vaginas in the house!"
"... Why?"
"Madam said... She said it was... A crackdown on pornography."
"..."
"General, Madam... And..."
"Tell me, what trouble did he get into again?"
"My wife was drunk and beat up the prince of the enemy country..."
"What's the reason this time?"
"Because... Because... Madam doesn't like the prince of the enemy country, so... Madam wants to... Vent her anger!"
"..."
"General, madam, he..."
"What trouble did that damn man get into again?!"
"Madam, he... He... He..."
"Come on! What stupid thing did he do again?!"
"Madam, I cut a hole in the front of all your pants..."
"... What, what, reason?!"
"Madam said... Said... For... For... Your... Convenience... Such as... Going to the toilet!"
"... The man deserves to die!"
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