Everyone knows that Shen Qianmiao, the eldest son of the Shen family, is the most rebellious man in the world. He has practiced ruthless Taoism hard, gone through thousands of hardships, and used all means to become the first man in Kyushu to become an immortal.
Among them, there is no lack of one that everyone talks about ten thousand times, that is, he married Mei Pengxue, the foolish eldest daughter of the leader of Biwen Sect, in order to obtain half of the thousand-year-old spiritual plants in Wuzi Mountain.
But a hundred years later, when Mei Pengxue became the leader of Biwen Sect, he still failed to become an immortal, and his temper became violent and unstable. He lost all the sect's property just to get a cure for his headache...
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Mei Xue discovered that she always had a strange dream after going to college.
In the dream, everyone violates Newton's laws of physics just like Piao.
The mountains and rivers are beautiful, and the characters' clothes are not stained by dust.
Mei Xue was confused: "... But, I am a female college student, why don't I have erotic dreams?"
One day, she entered a dream again and saw the crested ibis locked in a cage. She was about to throw herself into the cauldron above the blazing fire. The instinct of a student in the agricultural college made her rush over...
Mei Xue yelled angrily: "You can't do this! This is a national first-level protected animal, get out of here!"
She pushed everyone aside and opened the cage first. The crested ibis grabbed her wrist and left in full view of everyone.
Mei Xue felt that the cool breeze blowing against her face was so real that it made her very panic...
It turns out that there is an immortal living inside the crested ibis, and she asks Mei Xue to make three wishes.
Mei Xue: "... Okay, I want to go home."
However, the crested ibis took her to Wuzi Mountain and happily asked her about her second wish.
Mei Xue: "... Can you give me a cup of coffee to calm down the shock?"
The crested ibis flew her for five days and five nights to the ends of the earth and found the Arabica coffee tree for her.
Mei Xue worked hard for a month and finally drank the coffee she wanted. After drinking it, she decided to accept the reality and live a good life.
But, who will tell her? Why does Shen Qianmiao, a prodigal son, owe millions of spiritual stones! ! ! ! !
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The night before she became an immortal, Shen Qianmiao's eyes were as red as poppies and he asked her in a dumb voice, "Don't you have anything to say to me?"
Mei Xue: ...(Can you put your clothes on first?)
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Small theater 1:
Shen Qianmiao (furious): If you write He Li Shu to me again, I will kill Boss Zhou! ! !
Mei Pengxue: scoff——
Small theater 2:
Shen Qianmiao (with tears streaming down her face): ...?@#% Is the reason why I want to become an immortal.
Mei Pengxue: I'm asleep, don't disturb me!
Small theater 3:
Shen Qianmiao (serious): Wife, I have cast a spell on you. If someone wants to have sex with you, he will bleed from all his orifices. Remember to stay away from such people.
Mei Pengxue: Really? But you are bleeding...
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Edible tips:
1. There may be uncomfortable situations such as the male and female protagonists quarreling, hitting each other, cheating on each other, etc. Please stop your losses in time.
2. The copywriting is useless. The main plot is about anti-cult and has elements of time travel.
3. I am not responsible for anything caused by me ~
4. HE
Intention: None
