Pre-collection of "When the Infinite Streaming Boss Becomes an Interstellar Poor Person" and "I, a Mermaid, But I'm Tuneless", we sincerely invite you to click on the author's column to collect 33~
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Copywriting of this article
Samuel Hedin is the new demon king of the demon world.
On the day he took office, he learned part of the truth about the world.
For example, whoever becomes the devil will suffer from a head disease, and this unfortunate head disease can only be cured by a destined person.
His Majesty the Demon King sneered: Destined lover?
It's just a tool he uses to treat his head ailments.
In order to find the so-called "destined person", Samuel Hedin had to come into contact with various passionate succubi, vampires, elves...
There is only one person, something different:
For example, leave once you see him;
For example, after touching him, you pretend you haven't done it...
Samuel Hettin: Ha... Do you think I will be fooled by this little trick of playing hard to get?
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Xin Nanbai failed to ascend and was dragged to another world by the system, asking him to conquer the Demon King and become the Demon King's destined person.
But he thought it was more interesting to read other time travellers' strategies.
Something about succubi, vampires, elves... Xin Nanbai watched it with great interest.
However, there is no sun in the demon world.
As a spirited plant, in order to exchange for sunlight, he still performs daily tasks perfunctorily:
For example, meeting the devil;
For example, having physical contact with the devil...
Just when Xin Nanbai clocked in and waited for others to complete their tasks, the devil blocked him in a corner.
He lifted Xin Nanbai's chin and smiled evilly, "I admit that your little trick seduced me."
"Now, I'm giving you this chance to have me."
Xin Nanbai, who is waiting for photosynthesis in the corner:? ? ?
Is it still necessary to treat this devil's brain?
Or forget it, I think he is hopeless...
Reading Guide
1. CP: The master of fishing. The Eastern monk is attacked by the brain-feeding madman. The Western devil is attacked. Unorthodox Western fantasy, light-hearted white text; a mix of East and West, a chaotic worldview, magic and spells flying around, just ask if the plot requires it
2. There are other time-travelers, and the time-travelers are just trying to grab KPIs.
3. The "girl literature" in the copy comes from Internet memes; however, the devil said: the author is making jokes in the copy, and he does not speak like this.
4. The writing style of this article is mentally retarded, so I will abandon it if I can't stand it. Promise me, don't force yourself, okay baby (affectionate wall-dong) (holding a rose) (being stabbed in the mouth)
[Cover thanks bs Gugu for sending the picture]
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——Advance copy of "When the Infinite Streaming Boss Becomes an Interstellar Poor"——
Yulitua, the only dungeon boss in the infinite world that has not been cleared,
After the collapse of the infinite world, he was sent to the interstellar world.
He was also regarded as the eldest son of the Locke family, Yuri Locke.
Yuri Locke, a well-known waste in the empire, cowardly and useless,
He is obviously the eldest son who inherits the title, but he is always stepped on by his illegitimate brother.
The only thing that could be said was that his engagement partner was the empire's popular lover - General Gu Xingzhou.
Yuli Tua:......
It's so troublesome, let's just kill them all.
But before Yuritua takes action,
However, his unmarried partner first handed over a "Contractual Marriage Compensation Agreement".
Yulitua looked at the compensation for "the entire energy stone vein" written on it,
After thinking about the dungeon monsters sleeping in his body and needing energy recovery,
Slowly, he withdrew his hand aimed at Gu Xingzhou's back.
*
In Gu Xingzhou's eyes, his wife is a pitiful little girl.
Even when he moved into his house, the only luggage he had was a portrait, a black cat and an octopus in a small fish tank.
So when he saw that the woman in the portrait moved differently every day,
I discovered that the red eyes of black cats do not glow at night.
When I opened the refrigerator and was startled by an octopus that shouldn't be there,
He never doubted Yuri.
Until he saw his weak and pitiful little wife in the background of the interstellar live broadcast,
Under his feet was his illegitimate brother, and in his hand was his father who couldn't carry it.
He punched the head of the so-called toughest alien with one punch.
——Advance copy of "I, the Mermaid, But I'm Tone Deaf"——
Lin Niao transformed into a koi-colored mermaid in the interstellar era.
Human beings in this era use spiritual power as a weapon, but they are deeply troubled by spiritual riots.
The mermaid's song can cure mental turmoil.
When Lin Niao came through, it was his turn to take the stage to demonstrate "how to calm mental riots with singing."
Lin Niao came on stage solemnly and affectionately performed the song "The Man on the Horse":
"Ah~~~You are the ↗man↑son↑you↘ who is riding a ↗horse↓..."
The lingering sound lingers in my ears,
The vocal teacher at Mermaid Academy resigned overnight.
Lin Niao became famous in one song.
Everyone knows that there is a "special" koi-colored mermaid in Mermaid Academy——
The songs of other mermaids are ethereal and light, like a trickle of water gently soothing the rioting spiritual power and sending people into a deep sleep;
Lin Niao's singing voice was majestic and majestic, as if a cannon directly blasted away the mental barrier, forcibly awakening people from the riot.
So much so that all the soldiers who were assigned to be treated by Lin Niao expressed:
"I think I can endure it a little longer",
"Thank you, but I don't think I need treatment yet",…
Lin Niao, whose performance was at the bottom, was sent to the research institute.
With nothing to do, Lin Niao could only stay in the pool every day, playing with the water with her tail and singing.
The researchers were forced to listen to the extremely penetrating "singing" for a month, which even sound-isolating earplugs could not completely block.
Unable to bear it anymore, a treasonous idea came to my mind.
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Federal Marshal Lenos cannot hear the mermaid's singing, and can only resist every mental riot.
One day, the institute suddenly sent him a koi-colored mermaid.
It was on that day that Lenos heard the mermaid singing for the first time in his life.
The marshal wiped the tears from the corners of his eyes:
So this is the song of the mermaid...
——It's so hard to hear, it's better not to hear it…
Motto: Destiny is in your own hands
