The Waste Male Insect Is on Fire [Zerg]

[The copy of "Invincible at the beginning, becoming a god by brushing your teeth [Plane]" has been opened. The copy is at the bottom] Hao Ming, a male maternal and child anchor, suffered setbacks in the workplace because of gender stereotypes. He was accidentally bound to the "Dream Chasing System" and transformed into a male insect with no talent. By mistake, he got married to the female CEO Chengfu, only to learn that the other party had gone bankrupt and was burdened with huge debts. [First task: Participate in variety shows and gain 10 million fans. When it comes to experiencing variety shows with children, Haoming is the control group. Audience: "You useless male insect, get out of the show! No insect wants to see you!" Advertising sponsor: "A certain male insect is not allowed to use my products. You are not worthy!" The father of the cute baby in the show: "It's so irresponsible. How can you let this kind of insect take care of your baby?" In fact, it was indeed the control group. Facing the delicate male insect baby, other guests were in a hurry, with mucus oozing out of their hands. Haoming is at ease: "When choosing cotton soft towels, in addition to softness, you should also consider size, thickness, water absorption and toughness..." Facing the male and female brothers fighting for toys, other guests were busy coaxing the children or making serious criticisms. Haoming smiled calmly: "Larvae are born with a strong sense of property rights, but they also need to learn to cooperate and share. Here are a few thinking board games that brothers can play together..." Confronted with the rebellious boy who stole cosmetics, the other guests had a confrontation with the little female bug on the spot. Haoming explained while demonstrating: "The skin barrier of larvae is weak, so cosmetics for adult worms are not suitable. I recommend products that do not contain fragrances, alcohol and colorants..." At the end of the variety show, Haoming has already exploded into the Red Insect Realm. The products he selected were sold out by the audience in minutes, and advertisers cried for him to endorse them. Even the male actor who had just gotten married and had a child asked him for advice: What should I do if my insect baby doesn't like to eat? [The second task: establish an e-commerce company and sell goods via live broadcast to sell 100 billion yuan. When the news of the bankruptcy of CEO Cheng Fu was exposed, Star Network was filled with curses: "How dare a dishonest person open a company?" "Liars, get out of Star Network!" Merchants imitated his sales model, and netizens turned against him one after another: "Waste is waste. Things are sold so expensive, but the anchor next door sells them cheaply and well." When he received bad reviews, Haoming was testing the absorbency of cotton towels during a live broadcast. He smiled slightly: "Time will tell everything." Until three days later, the cheap cotton towels next door revealed hygienic problems. Thousands of larvae parents requested returns, but the after-sales service was not accepted. The fans in Haoming's live broadcast room are so awesome. [The third task: popularize scientific parenting knowledge and let 1,000 pairs of larval parents accept modern parenting methods. While delivering goods via live broadcast, Haoming popularizes modern education theories. Netizens ridiculed: "Stop it, do you think you are a parenting expert just because you are selling something?" Until——the top AI in charge of Zerg reproduction appeared in his live broadcast room and invited him to become a member of the Larvae Education and Protection Association. [Mission for myself: Find out the murderer who framed President Cheng for bankruptcy. … A few years later, under the watchful eyes of all the Zerg race, Haoming stepped onto the podium of the Supreme Meeting. "I am Haoming, the first anchor and the chairman of the Larvae Protection Alliance." He took the president's hand and kissed him, "I am also President Cheng's lifelong partner." Contains heavy Zerg private equipment. 1V1 favor each other, build a strong career, slap the entire insect world in the face Author@bigsunshine Cover artist@diediezi The inscription @ Zhuo Li Luo Mo Please pay in advance "The beauty in the vase will come back soon [Entertainment Circle]" Yuan Jin is a well-known beauty in the entertainment industry. When the news came out that he was going to appear on a variety show, he was ridiculed by the entire Internet. "For people like him, even if they appear on the show, they will only be a disservice..." "It's just a vase that doesn't touch the spring water. I'm ready to see him embarrassed!" The audience laughed at him. Celebrities look down on him. Even if his agent begged, the director would only give him a chance to be a guest for one day. However, no one knew that Yuan Jin had traveled back through time. Beauty in a vase? Oh, he has experienced hundreds of worlds, and he is clearly the almighty beauty! To sum up, #'s strength came to the rescue, finishing three dishes and one soup in eight minutes, and other guests shouted it was really delicious# In the brain variety show, #guest Yuan Jin solved the difficult problem in seconds, completely dominated the students, and stepped on the brain champion# On the robot variety show, #The Loser Team is on the verge of being disbanded. Under Yuan Jin's personal guidance, its technology is perfect and the winner team is violent# … What about one-day guests? Yuan Jin has become famous all over the Internet with his strength! In variety shows, celebrities and artists compete to post with him. The audience chased him and filled the screen with 6666. Even the director team was crying and shouting, wanting to beg him to stay for a few more episodes... However, Yuan Jin is a bit willful: If he agrees to be a guest for one day, he will really stay only for one day! Just because - there are many announcements, so don't worry! Is the slow sex over? He was invited to be a judge in a national cooking competition. Is the recording of the brain variety show finished? A top-ranked university asked him to give a lecture on memory methods. Did the robot variety show lead the team to win? The national team hired him with a high salary as a part-time coach. … Yuan Jin's popularity is extraordinary. Wherever he appears, programs and competitions are bound to be a hit. The barrage was criticized by netizens saying [Hi, Yuan Jin's wife! My wife is so awesome prprprThe screen refreshed. Until one day - "This is my wife, please stop screaming!" On a couple's variety show, Zhan Yao, the president of a wealthy family, hugged Yuan Jin and showed off his presence. For a time, the whole network was envious. "Ah ah, President Zhan is so happy!" "It's strange, I don't envy the president's money anymore... I envy him - he has such a good wife!" It must be great to have an all-around beautiful wife. However, the couple's performance on the show shocked netizens. Doing laundry and cooking? Here comes the president! Shovel poop for cats? Here comes the president! Even sweeping the floor and taking out the trash? The president is also responsible! What almighty beauty? President Zhan said: "My Jiabao works hard at work. At home, all he needs to do is lie down and be nice!" Wife, you should be pampered! Ps: If you write a career-friendly article, attack will appear in the later stages. [[[[[[File document has been opened]]]]] "Invincible at the beginning, become a god by brushing your teeth [plane]" A fantasy novel about brushing your teeth and saving the world - plane trading - Xiti becomes a god. Xiao Wang awakened his superpower: [When brushing his teeth, he loses control of his legs and wanders around. Xiao Wang: ... Can this be considered a super power? Until he sneaked into the battlefield where the two armies were confronting each other to save people; he slipped into the infinite world, and was surrounded by NPCs but remained unscathed; he slipped into space and appeared physically, walking in the void, shocking alien civilizations. Only then did we discover the true purpose of the superpower: While brushing your teeth, randomly cross planes! No one is allowed to touch you! Adapt to any special environment! Xiao Wang——As long as you show up with your teeth brushed, you will be invincible! Among the elves, he is "the weakest elf king in history." In the end of the world, he is a "rookie with a force value of 0." In the world of immortality, he is "the only good-for-nothing mortal". Being hunted? Being provoked? Being ridiculed? But... What does it matter? Xiao Wang, will take action! … The invincible life is unpretentious and boring. Until——Super power evolution: [Freely travel through the planes you have been to. Xiao Wang purchased cartloads of fresh fruits and vegetables from the elves. "Chinese cabbage, chicken lettuce, water spinach... Sir, what dish do you want?" He became "the largest supplier of the Doomsday Base"! Xiao Wang purchased boxes of weapons, guns, and energy crystal cores from the end of the world. A mortal body, capable of killing the Nascent Soul - so terrifying. He became the "weapon-refining genius" that everyone in the world of cultivation feared! Xiao Wang purchased a series of talismans and magic weapons from the world of cultivation. As long as he is there, all NPCs must abide by the rules and are not allowed to attack people on the bed. He became the SSS-level "mysterious boss" of the infinite world! … The myth of Xiao Wang is spread in every plane. But in reality, Xiao Wang is still a college student who cannot find a job. Plane Management Bureau "Sorry, your resume was not approved." HR said coldly, "We do not recruit employees with 0 experience. Unless you have a token of a plane..." "Token?" Xiao Wang scratched his head, looking like a college student who didn't understand the world. However, he casually took it out - the Elf Crown! Level 10 crystal core! Ascension elixir... "Is this okay? And this one? Or this one?" Under HR's dumbfounded gaze, Xiao Wang proposed the "plane god" establishment! Purpose: To improve the quality of childcare and education, it starts with me