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A certain unlucky guy woke up late at night after being urinated and hurriedly ran to the bathroom to solve his physiological problem. Unexpectedly, he was dragged into an unknown place as soon as he opened the bedroom door when he came back.
"Hello player, congratulations on becoming the first person to be involved in the game because of going to the toilet."
Gu Ziyi: "I have a dirty word that I don't know whether to say or not."
"In order to express sympathy for you, the Lord God allows you to give you a chance to draw a lottery for free."
"Ah! My pleasure!"
"Congratulations to the player for extracting the skill 'You will not pay for your life if you make the devil angry'"
From then on, Gu Zi also embarked on a sacred route of "conquering" NPCs.
What? What should I do if I can't be reformed? It's easy to handle, just kill him.
After a while, all the NPCs gathered together and cried, "You know what? I just yelled at her, and she laughed at me!!" "She also cursed me to never find a partner in my life!" The ghosts and ghosts were vomiting bitterness to each other, but suddenly they heard a sound that made them unable to conceive in their lifetime.
"Hey, aren't these passers-by A and passers-by B...?" Gu Ziyi smiled and looked at the frightened expressions of the ghosts and monsters, "Well, good, I am very happy now."
NPCs: I was so scared at the time
Later...
New NPC: Why are you so afraid of that woman?
Veteran NPC: You are still young and don't understand. (Have you ever felt like you can't even scold or hit?)
PS: The heroine is not normal, she is a little seriously ill, or she is a little crazy.
Intention: Even if you forget me, I will still love you
Reader comments
A trace of fear, three traces of resentment, and six traces of anger, here's a picture (manual dog head)
A trace of fear, three traces of resentment, and six traces of anger, here's a picture (manual dog head)
When will you come back? !