Farming and Raising Cubs for Masturbation

Copywriting of this article: (Advance receipt: Food starts from snacks, please keep it in your collection) Coming to a different world, Lin Mu had a romantic relationship with an unknown species, and then was told by the aunt next door that he had a baby. After spending money to buy a large piece of land from a well-known bird that never poops or plucking a dime (?), Lin Mu began his life of farming, animal husbandry and raising cubs. Everyone who originally laughed at him for being the one who was taken advantage of was shocked when they saw the fruitful farm and the small animals roaming leisurely on the lush and fertile grass. Is this still the land that the poorest devils said they didn't even bother to live in? Lin Mu looked at the cub on his body, and then at the large cat-like creature squatting in front of his house dragging its prey and refusing to leave, and felt melancholy. Could this monster that looks so similar to his own cub be the child's father? By the way, what's the matter with this magical beast that looks like a feline but wags its tail more happily than a dog? ---------- Copywriting: Wan Wanyi was a spiritual chef, but he died tragically for no reason and became a wandering soul wandering around in confusion. Until he was bound to the snack food system and traveled through various worlds to complete tasks, he could be resurrected in the original world and avenge himself. * 1. Dress up as the owner of a bookstall that is about to close down in front of an elementary school. The bookstore in front of Qingling Primary School does not sell tutoring books, comic books or stationery. The owner only sells some newspapers and serious literature. It is about to close down. The strange smell that always comes from the bookstore attracts a group of greedy primary school students... Later, a reporter came to interview and saw the crowds in front of the bookstore and the booming business. He grabbed a red scarf and asked, "Children, do you come to this bookstore because it has the most comprehensive tutoring books? Or is it a school policy that you must come to this bookstore to buy?" The red scarf looked strangely at this adult who was gearing up and secretly pulling him around asking questions, "Don't stand in my way. My limited edition sweet and sour cheese fried chicken is going to be gone. Did you come here to hold me back?" Reporter:? ? ? Isn't this a bookstore? Why did you start selling snacks? 2. Dress up as the canteen manager of a welfare home for disabled children The allocation of the Little Sun Welfare Home was getting less and less, and the canteen staff was reduced. In the end, only the boss and a caregiver who worked part-time as a cook were left. The canteen boss decided to cook by himself... The number of volunteers signing up for Little Sun Welfare Home has surged, and there are more children than there are rescued children. The recruitment quota was actually sold to 300 yuan a day by scalpers, and the reason turned out to be because—— A college student who did not want to be named said: Please let me go in and be a volunteer, especially a canteen volunteer. As long as I have a bite of the boss's Roujiamo, Teppanyaki, Squid, Oden, Grilled Cold Noodles and Shrimp Dumplings (omitted), I can stay in the Little Sun Welfare Institute for the rest of my life! 3. Become a waste guide in the military academy medical clinic The medical department of the military academy has recruited a new guide, an F-level guide with the lowest level. The sentries didn't know why the school would recruit such a waste until a sentry went to him for mental comfort after losing a bet... In the treatment room, a certain guide room was lined with sentries. Passers-by looked at them curiously as they wiped their saliva and chewed the air, with expressions of love and hate. I asked an acquaintance and got the answer from the acquaintance's sentinel: "This guide actually cooks all kinds of delicacies in my spiritual sea of consciousness to appease me. My spiritual body has been so greedy that I haven't had any illness for two months. I'm just moaning from hunger." 4. Become an early-death cannon fodder in an escape story A global catastrophe breaks out. While escaping, a weak and ordinary young man is protected by the stars. The newly added man collapsed: Throw away this weakling! Rejected by everyone, "Only the delicious snacks he made gave me hope of survival!" 5. Dress up as an NPC in a horror escape game This is a horror game. Due to insufficient funds, no publicity, and no fan base, there are very few players. Xiaopo Game Company was preparing to shut down the game and file for bankruptcy, but found that the game suddenly became popular and became a hot search. The confused company boss opened the comments, which were all filled with delicacies from Amway games, and all of these delicacies came from one of the passerby NPCs. Game producer who made a horror game but was played as an online game:? 6. Transform into the 9846th Po Meng in Hades The Meng Po soup in the underworld became increasingly unpalatable, causing many ghosts and ghosts to refuse to drink the Meng Po soup and reincarnate with their memories, making the King of Hell furious. Until one day, the new Meng Po took office, and the fragrance of Meng Po soup spread throughout the underworld. The ghosts who did not want to be reincarnated lined up in a long queue. Even because Meng Po soup was so fragrant, after drinking it, they forgot that they had drunk it and kept queuing up and turned into a perpetual motion machine... ... Purpose: Labor is the most glorious