"Sir, I have liked you for a long time"
"Huh? How long?"
"It's been so long that I have to add a prefix when I recall it."
"Many years ago"
"Now add a suffix, it just so happens that I like you too."
I fell in love with you many years ago. It was a young girl who was pregnant and ignorant. It just so happened that the result was not bad. I also like you.
Purpose: Redemption text