The Origin of Jiudingding's Famous Name

[The indebted and cowardly Pistachio Princess VS the cold and dry slap-in-the-face King Fire King] ————— A terrible rumor has been circulating in the palace recently. The "humanoid weapon" has been found! It is said that this man relies on seals to maintain his human form. Once he finds the "Nirvana" destined to unlock his seal, he will turn into a world-destroying divine fire and destroy the world! ————— This man is now sealed in the Xuanyin Water Prison, but the dragon energy in the capital seems to be unable to suppress him. Every night, there are gusts of sinister wind, and the evil energy soars into the sky, mixed with tone-deaf Yin music, it is really scary! ————— Chu Mulin pressed the strings in his hand fiercely and glanced angrily at the "humanoid weapon" beside him—— Lie Shanye snorted coldly before she spoke: "It's just tone-deaf." Chu Mulin: "... If your consciousness hadn't been forced to be tied up, and you would have been burned at any time if you didn't comfort you, who would have left playing the piano in the middle of the night?!" The next moment, she was running around in the flames that swept through her consciousness, begging for mercy: "Wrong, wrong! I'll practice out of tune, I know how to practice! My favorite is playing the piano in the middle of the night, I can also play the pipa, and I can play cotton!" ————— In the following three years, Chu Mulin, the princess of Anning, who lived in the deep palace, and Lie Shanye, the "humanoid weapon" imprisoned in the water prison, were two people who couldn't get together with eight poles. Because of the inexplicable spiritual binding, they had never met, but they spent more than a thousand days and nights in each other's sea of ​​knowledge———— Don't ask why their faces are always swollen, ask why there are so many mosquitoes in the water prison... ————— At that time, she was not a semen yet, but he was already a Bking. This was just... A slap in the face with no outcome... ————— Small Theater When we meet again, Lie Shanye has escaped from prison and has become unrivaled in the world; Chu Mulin has become a princess in distress, looking for a tripod to save the flood———— Chu Mulin: "Oh, my old acquaintance has become the best in the world. Isn't this script a win-win situation?" Lie Shanye: "Oh." ——— That night, all the birds in Yanzhou did not dare to take off, because someone was slapped in the face by another person... Round and round, and the screams like killing pigs resounded through the night sky—— ————— ——— —— On the top of the mountain, Chu Mulin pledged his life to Lie Shanye, vowing to find out the truth and give him justice, but in exchange he gave him a cold sneer—— "What do you think you can do with your meager spiritual power and false compassion?! Just wait for a slap in the face! When the time comes, I won't even look at you twice if you become a scum!!" ……… In the fantasy of the ancient battlefield, Chu Mulin's arrow fell from Lie Shanye's shoulder. He swooped down after her without hesitation, and the moment he caught her, his left arm was pierced by the pursuer's spear, and blood spattered———— ————— "Pa"——(what sound you feel by yourself) ————— ——— —— Later, the two had different opinions. After Chu Mulin gritted his teeth and said goodbye, he jumped up and used the golden light of burning life to dispel the haze. He used his spiritual skills to drive the "Great Wilderness Sutra" and illuminate the way home for thousands of lonely souls of the Jiuli tribe—— And when she was rescued from the brink of death, the first thing she saw was Lie Shan Ye, who was supposed to be leaving, his crazy blood-red eyes, and his hot and trembling embrace... ————— "Papa"———— ————— ——— —— Later, by the Crane Bay, Chu Mulin was overwhelmed and collapsed, but Lie Shanye's deep magnetic voice sounded in his ears—— "Don't belittle yourself, you... Are beautiful..." ——— "I... Used to be disgusted with the darkness and ugliness of this world, but... Slowly I discovered that maybe there are other things like you... Worth protecting and... Cherishing." ——— "Now, I also want to see the world in your eyes - with you." ————— "Pa bang bang"———— ————— ——— —— Later, at the top of Tianzhu Peak, the seal on Lie Shanye's left arm dissipated, and his dark pupils turned purple———— ————— The red lotus karma fire monster spread, eroding his personality bit by bit. The moment before his consciousness dispersed and his human form melted, he stretched out his hand with all his strength, trying to push Chu Mulin away—— What he touched was her firm embrace and the light of nirvana that burst out from the shattering golden elixir—— When the light faded and the flames stopped, he was left with his head buried in her neck, roaring in despair———— ————— "Who asked you... To do this?! What did you promise me?! Open your eyes, look at me and say!!!" ————— ——— —— (Question: What should I do if my face is not swollen in time? ——— ————— Thank you for the invitation. In "The Classic of Mountains and Seas", the answer is: fold it in half, so that one side has no face and the other side has a skinny face, so you are not afraid of being beaten~) ————— ——— —— Reading Guide 1. Double cleansing and double C, the story of the beautiful princess versus the king of fire, two-way development and two-way running. ————— 2. The male and female protagonists all adhere to their own principles, have shortcomings and grow up, and there are no bloody misunderstandings. All members have long mouths, do not give up small loves for big love, and use their brains to do things. ————— 3. It refers to some of the mountains, rivers and landforms, flowers, birds, insects, fish, rare birds and animals, and myths and legends in the "Book of Mountains and Seas", and integrates elements of farming, infrastructure, and food. The dynasty background of this article is completely fictitious. The story is purely fictitious and is privately set up. Please do not use any research. Purpose: To praise the magnificent mountains and rivers of China, its vast land and abundant resources; to praise the unity, bravery and continuous self-improvement of the descendants of China