My dog said he was going on a long voyage, and my cat taught the dog a lesson and gave it a slap.
My boss called me to fire me and congratulated me on becoming a hero who saved the world.
Then someone called me and congratulated me on becoming a savior hero
So, what happened to this world, how did I become a world hero?
(Fantasy style, the protagonist loves to complain, there is some stream of consciousness, too many private settings, and illogical aspects, please do not go into details)
Intention: Embrace a better self