The Immortal Lord Who Escaped from Death Is Crazy [Chuoshu]

★Salted fish beauty was fucked in white and black in x years★ Ji Yunzhao is a well-known salty fish in Chuan Bookstore. He was so salty that even the Lord God couldn't stand it, so he threw him into Long Aotian's cultivation text. The good news is that he has transformed into Long Aotian himself, Xiao Feijiu, the beloved pet of Immortal Lord Yan Fulang, and can continue to be paralyzed. The bad news is that if you continue to collapse, you will starve to death! The male protagonist Yan Fulang has not yet become Long Aotian. He is unknown in the world of cultivation. His dream of relying on him to eat and die is shattered. Ji Yunzhao thought deeply and decided to invest (raise) the male protagonist first, and then let the male protagonist take care of him in old age (salted fish). During the day, Ji Yunzhao wears a vest and works as a teacher, devoted himself to teaching the male protagonist. At night, Ji Yunzhao is still the fat little chirp who has nothing but cuteness and only squats on the hero's shoulder to act cute. Later, in order to adapt to the plot, Ji Yunzhao asked the male protagonist to embark on the path that Long Aotian must take to grow up, where he first dies his master and then cheats, and he ruthlessly abandoned his vest to escape. But when he calculated the time and woke up again, he found himself lying in a gorgeous solid gold birdcage, with a gold ring on his ankle and a slender chain hidden under layers of red clothes. The white-clothed Immortal Master played with the golden chain, leaning down slightly, his eyes gloomy. "Awake? Master, do you think... Where else can you go?" Ji Yunzhao & System: Ahhhhhh—— System: Damn it! How dare he lock you in a dark room! Unfilial son! Ji Yunzhao: Great! Investment success! I can finally lie down! System:? Ji Yunzhao:? ＊ It is said that the Immortal Lord hides his beauty in the golden house, and a beauty in red is locked in his bedroom all year round. The Immortal Lord is very fond of the beauty and dotes on her to the utmost. He wants the stars but not the moon, but does not allow the beauty to step out of the bedroom. She can only be his caged bird and sparrow in his palm. The rumors were right. The day Ji Yunzhao woke up, Yan Fulang deliberately threw the key to the golden cage in the corner and watched him pick it up coldly. In an instant, many treacherous thoughts flashed through Yan Fulang's mind. However, the next second, Ji Yunzhao took the initiative to put the key into his hand and said seriously: "Remember to put away important items and don't throw them away casually." Yan Fulang: "..." [Thank you to all the little angels who support the genuine version, pirated articles will be investigated] ——Food Guide—— ① Shou is emotionally insensitive. Before Shou escaped from death, Gong was a green tea drama puppy who could pretend and act. After Shou escaped from death, he became a dark, crawling and insecure puppy. He repeatedly turned black and was interrupted by Shou. In short, they were a pair of idiots with abnormal brain circuits. ②There are a lot of daily life. I like young couples to eat, drink and sleep together. If you don't like cookies, please stay away. I won't change it no matter what. I just like this_(:з)∠)_ ③Read the article harmoniously, respect others xp, and don't wrong yourself. If you don't like it, change it quickly. We are destined to meet again. ☆Copywriting modification 2023.9.6☆ [Cover Authorized Artist: Ink Egg White-Xiao Niba] ———————————— Pre-collection ① "After cultivating the ruthless way, I was attacked by inner demons" Rong Heng penetrated into a mostly locked ancient book called Green River. As soon as he opened his eyes, the apprentice was standing in front of the bed, staring at him with eager eyes. The head brother frowned and wanted to give him medicine. Rong Heng:...... Three old attackers, awesome. Rong Heng, who didn't want to be around so many men, took the natal sword with a cold face and drove out these noisy men. After recovering from his illness, Rong Heng planned to practice the Wuqing Tao. If you ask, you have boundless love for the common people. If you ask again, it is better to practice swordsmanship than to fall in love. It is better to leave these three blessings to others. Rong Heng practiced swordsmanship more and more, using high-grade spiritual stones to sharpen his swords, and using precious spiritual treasures to set the swords in scabbards. He often held his natal sword and thought to himself, it would be better to just live like this, one sword at a time. When no one was around, he secretly called his wife to his sword. One night. After Rong Heng finished practicing his sword, when he held his natal sword against his chest as usual, a dark shadow suddenly appeared on the sword. A man who looked exactly like him appeared in front of him, picked him up and threw him onto the bed. "Qingqing is really cruel. She said she liked me, but she let me stay in the sword for so long." The plot of Lock Chapter suddenly came into my mind. His natal sword, which he kisses, hugs and holds up as his wife every day, seals his long-lasting inner demons that cannot be cured, cannot be removed, and are cruel and paranoid. Rong Heng:? ? ? So he's been confessing to his inner demons? ! Locking seals does a lot of harm to people! Give him back his clean wife sword! ★The poisonous tongue beauty swordsman is attacked by x paranoid mad dog's inner demon★ ———————————— Pre-receipt of push notification ②: "Sick Beauty became famous after live broadcast of killing zombies" In order to repay the favor, Jiang Yu accepted a zombie variety show. The variety show was filmed in an island city. As a guest, he and his team needed to "escape from the island" when a zombie virus broke out. Jiang Yu is fair-skinned and beautiful, with a waist so thin that she can be hugged by one hand. She is a famous sickly beauty in the entertainment industry. She has been criticized many times before the variety show even started airing. ——Watching such an exciting escape variety show will definitely hold everyone back! However, on the day of the live broadcast of the zombie variety show, the fake zombies turned into real zombies, and the entire island city was instantly blocked and became a mess. Communications and water and electricity on the island gradually disappeared. Only the new live broadcast robot following Jiang Yu relied on its own signal transmitter and long battery life to live broadcast the live broadcast for everyone conscientiously. Viewers outside the island saw from the live broadcast robot's lens: Jiang Yu unsheathed the long knife in his hand, and with a sharp flash of light, the heads of the surrounding zombies fell to the ground. He greeted all the zombies on the street, as relaxed as cutting a watermelon. The beauty has a slender waist and long legs, and a dashing appearance. There is no stain on her face. She covers her lips and coughs lightly, and casually shakes off the blood on the tip of the knife. Countless people mixed with surprise and trembling appeared on the barrage: ? [Jiang Yu, when did you secretly practice sword skills? ! [Come on, not only did we see zombies breaking out, but we also saw Jiang Yu playing with a knife! Jiang Yu held a knife and stepped into a supermarket where survivors were hidden, a school surrounded by corpses, a hospital full of viruses... And rescued batches of people. More and more survivors appear in the abandoned island city. Next to Jiang Yu was a tall and handsome man in black combat uniform. One day, in the temporary safety zone, the camera robot accidentally captured a man holding Jiang Yu against the corner. "Mr. Jiang, do you have anything to say in defense for the attack on the police last night?" The dark collar was grasped by delicate white fingers and pulled closer. Jiang Yu lazily raised his eyes and said, "Officer Qin, are you planning to arrest me? If you don't like sleeping on the floor, just restrain yourself." Barrage: …… [There is an outbreak of zombies and you still want me to eat dog food? [Hiccup, it smells so good. ★Sick and weak but with super high martial arts and a lazy beauty☆ ☆Stable, reliable and possessive SWAT captain★ ———————————— Intention: Work towards your dream.