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When Qiao Yin woke up, she found that she was actually living in a Shuangwen novel about the entertainment industry, and her godless brother Qiao Ze was Shuangwen's hand-picked cannon fodder.
Not only does he have bad luck buffs and has numerous controversies, but he was scolded by netizens for his inappropriate behavior while participating in variety shows, making him the number one black person on the Internet.
Joe Koi Yin: How could my brother be so miserable?
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In the extreme variety show of siblings,
Qiao Yin deceived the program team's three password boxes with 100% accuracy and got the ingredients.
Audience: You're so lucky, why don't you win?
When I turned around, I saw my younger brother, who was fishing for food from the sea, had his feet tangled in seaweed and was waiting to be rescued.
Qiao Yin: Hey, where did the seaweed come from in this shallow beach?
Qiao Yin went out to look for ingredients. It was like cheating in a game, and she got half of the ingredients at random.
Audience: Turn it off, Sister Qiao is boring.
When I returned to the camp, I was told that the tide suddenly rose and my simple stove had been swept away by the sea water.
Qiao Yin (angry): Qiao Ze, can't you even look after the house? !
The guest group competed with the program group, and the guest group decisively launched Qiao Ze.
Of course he is not allowed to compete.
"Qiao Ze, just stand next to the program team."
Program crew: Don't come over! Keep a safe distance
Qiao Ze: I am the only one who co-authored the book and was wronged.
At first, the entire audience was waiting to see the dirty stuff about the Qiao Ze siblings making a fool of themselves.
But after the variety show aired
[Sister Qiao, can you let me touch and feel the European spirit]
[I announce that Qiao Ze has become the number one idol in the love category. It's so tragic, so tragic]
[Whenever life becomes difficult, I come to watch Qiao Ze's solo cuts]
#Forward this Qiao Yin, don't fail the exam at the end of the semester#
# Keep a safe distance#
Qiao Yin wailed: Who gave me the photo of the koi carp? Can you choose my refined selfie?
Ps. This article mainly writes about the daily life of siblings, the relationship between siblings, and the male protagonist has the absolute background.
Empty! Empty! There is no prototype and some plots may be slightly different from reality.
The heroine is the most beautiful, don't worry about the power of the koi
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As the employee who has always been at the bottom of the Kuaishuan Bureau and never forgets his original intention to stay put, Jiang Ruan is well versed in the art of failure and adheres to the principle of being undecided when faced with problems, and taking the initiative first.
Once she made a bad move, overplayed her game, and chose the wrong dungeon, Jiang Ruan became a black star female partner in the world of the novel who was deeply involved in a scandal.
Jiang Ruan: Just start it.
Faced with endless questions from reporters, Jiang Ruan bluntly said: "Humans, when they are lonely, they always want to find a man to play with."
She kept saying nothing in front of her, but she was told that she wanted to go to the next level of baby girl.
Jiang Ruan, who has just been labeled as a professional fish farmer: I am torn apart.
So in the midst of doubts and abuses, Jiang Ruanben began his journey of showing off his baby.
But...
In the parent-child competition, sports loser Jiang Ruan Gui speeds forward and performs badly.
"Auntie, Zhizhi likes that black and white cat very much."
Jiang Ruan lowered his head, and a pink and jade-shaped, soft, cute, and extremely cute breast ball carefully pulled the corner of her clothes and stared at her with burning eyes.
Immediately, Jiang Ruan was defeated in the shining eyes, and he instantly won the first place with full blood.
The audience wanted to scold but stopped: The first one is Jiang Ruan? ?
During a trip to the zoo, Jiang Ruan, a man who is extremely afraid of hot stars, squatted on the ground and his soul evaporated.
"Auntie, let's go see the black and white cat... Oh, black and white bear, okay?"
Jiang Ruan looked at the panda pavilion diagonal to his position on the map, "Zhizhi, let's still..."
Wow, the kid Zhizhi gave me a kiss, "Auntie, take me there."
Jiang Ruan stood up suddenly, picked up Zhi Zhi and rushed to the panda house.
Damn it's so seductive, but it's very useful!
In the interesting decryption game, Jiang Ruan, a math idiot, looked at the chicken and rabbit in the same cage on the paper, biting the pen and posing in a mess.
Suddenly the sound of milk dumplings sounded from the other side of the door,
"Auntie, oooooooooooo, I want aunt! I want mother! Jiang Ruan's mother!"
Jiang Ruan, who had been hit hard in the middle by "Mom", raised his feet and hands and violently opened the door.
"Zhizhi, mother is here."
Before the show was broadcast, the entire audience was waiting to see Jiang Ruan, this scumbag, continue to commit suicide in the baby variety show
After the program aired, everyone's comments were overwhelmingly positive.
Save! Where did this cute baby come from.
[It feels like Jiang Ruan's entire life's efforts have been spent on Zhi Zhi.
[If Jiang Ruan is the queen of Hai, Zhi Zhi is definitely Hai's daughter. This is too spoiling!
After harvesting Zhizhi's daughter, the child's father came to find her.
The more Jiang Ruan looked at this person, the more familiar he looked. Could it be someone he had "played" with before?
"Miss Jiang, are you still lonely now?"
Jiang Ruan hugged the milk dumpling in his hand tightly, "Zhizhi, hurry up and save mom."
Purpose: Unity and mutual help, daily friendship between siblings
