Is It Wrong to Gossip at a Murder Scene?

[Pre-released article "Er smash, stop trying to catch Daddy!" Please collect~ The heavy rain suddenly stopped. In Yulin Alley, a man and a woman died hugging each other. Their bodies were covered with layers of pear blossoms. "Ahem, isn't this Brother Pang? Yesterday he specifically asked for leave from Mr. Academy and went home to catch an adulterer." "Ahem, how could this arrow be a murder weapon? This is Brother Pangda's tribute to the City God! Two nights ago, Brother Pangda went to the Temple of the City God, and the tribute bag contained all these arrows." …… Recently, every time there is a murder case in Beijing, a pale-skinned young man appears, coughing up blood, and spreading gossip as a friend/relative/sworn brother/neighbor of the deceased. Everyone in Dali Temple: "???" Could this person be the reincarnation of the King of Hell? Anyone who associates with him will die? The dragon and phoenix group tea was placed in a jade cup, and eighteen fruit cakes were placed on the table. After Shen Weimu broke some news, he would lie down, drink tea, eat snacks, taste delicious food, and watch the Dali Temple investigate the case. Everyone in Dali Temple: "..." It is indeed the King of Hell! But this boy is a "treasure", so you must guard it! One day, everyone in Dali Temple was accidentally attacked and put in danger. Only the "trash" Shen Weimu, who vomited blood every three steps, was left aside. The thieves didn't even bother to kidnap him. Si Zhi of Dali Temple: "Run quickly!" Director of Dali Temple: "But don't run too fast." The Dali Temple judge said: "Yes, you are weak and can easily faint if you run too fast." Dali Temple Shaoqing: "Speak softly, you scared him." "Okay, I'll slow down." Shen Weimu coughed twice and slowly got up—— Using a stick with freshly chewed pig bones, he slowly, slowly, smashed the heads of more than 20 gangsters! Everyone in Dali Temple: "Ω_Ω!" * After the war between immortals and demons, Demon Lord Shen Weimu was reincarnated as an NPC that provided gossip clues in the mystery game. After the game was attacked by a virus, he was reincarnated as Shen Weimu in another world, with the NPC's gossip clue interface (￣ー￣) Like him, this Shen Weimu is also revered as the "Big Devil" by the world. ———— →Advance collection of "Stop kidnapping daddy!" Copywriting: As the founding emperor of the Jiang Dynasty, people in the country have mixed evaluations of Song Xian. Many people think that he is incompetent, unenterprising, and has little talent and learning. From raising troops to establish the Jiang Dynasty to pacifying the world, he mostly relied on the power of his three sons Song Hancheng, Song Jimin and Song Luyuan. Song Xian expressed dissatisfaction and what he said was simply wrong! It all depends on the strength of his three sons. It has nothing to do with him. T_T * Song Xian traveled back in time to troubled times and became the stepfather of three children. He planned to earn a few pennies a day, raise chickens and ducks, farm the land, and live a pastoral life that could still make ends meet with his children. The three sons were handsome and well-behaved. Song Xian was afraid that they would be bullied, so he told them every day: "Don't stand out in troubled times. Being ordinary is a blessing." Result—— It was said that the eldest son Song Hancheng was working as an accountant, but in fact he was working as an adviser to the King of Liang, and he killed the King of Liang and claimed to be the king. Song Luyuan, the second son who was said to be working as a porter at the dock, actually joined the Jianghu bandit camp, forcibly merged various martial arts sects and proclaimed himself the leader of the martial arts alliance. It is said that Song Jimin, his third son, is going to marry under the ghost. Gambling houses, restaurants and brothels are opened everywhere. He is truly the number one profiteer in the world. In troubled times, heroes emerge, but one person will rule the world. None of the three brothers wanted to look at other people's faces in the future, so they worked hard and made great progress, pushing Song Xian to the throne. Song Xian, who was suddenly put on a dragon robe while cutting the pig's intestines: "???" Purpose: to apprehend criminals, punish evil and promote good