Gu An was reborn. When he entered the city, the soldiers opened the dog gate. Gu An said, "Only dogs can walk through the dog gate. Is this a dog city?"
When the enemy attacked the city, Zhuge Kongming gently shook his feather fan and said, "I only need one day to borrow 100,000 arrows."
Gu An laughed and gave him one hundred thousand arrows, but they were just paper arrows.
The enemy army was retreating, and Zhuge Kongming played the piano at the top of the city: "I have a song called Empty City, you know..."
Gu An laughed: "Since it is an empty city, then rush for me."
Zhuge Kongming spurted out a mouthful of old blood: "Gu thief, you and I are at odds with each other."
When a new emperor succeeds to the throne, the first thing he does is cut down the vassals?
Gu An replied: "Your Majesty, can you hear Jing Nan?"
After ascending the throne, Duke Cheng said: "Back then, my family gave Taizu a piece of cake, which changed the world today. What's wrong with me being greedy for money? What's wrong."
Gu An: "Pass an order to the imperial kitchen to return a hundred pieces of cake to Duke Cheng and choke this old thief to death."
Foreign enemies are attacking, Gu An: "Pass the order to kill the Holy Mother and sacrifice the flag first."
I heard that there is a Chuang King in the northwest?
Gu An: "If someone comes, I will personally conquer them and lead an army of one million to destroy them."
King Chuang trembled and said: "Your Majesty, I have only a hundred people to rebel. You don't need to use your knives to kill a chicken."
Intention: Don't play cards according to routines.