[2022.7.17 Let's think about it first, villain dad vs villain cub]
[This article is about growth and family affection]
The silly actor Tom Chu was forced to bind himself to the "Villain Dad System".
The system threw him three super evil villains from violent comics (note: juvenile dumpling version) and forced him to take care of the baby.
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The original work is a restricted-level violent comic in which the three villains commit all kinds of evil and dominate the world after killing all the protagonists in the final chapter.
Chu Tom: ... Dead.
He decided to teach his cubs to be good people and not go astray.
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Dad Task 1: Participate in a live variety show with babies and start a baby raising plan.
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Cub Raising Plan A: Gentle Policy
In the "Bringing Up a Baby" variety show, Tom Chu taught the Three Character Classic with a fatherly look.
The young version of the villains who were full of fighting skills beat him black and blue.
[Plan failed. ]
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Cub Raising Plan B: Fight violence with violence.
Violent Villain
The violent brat had a cold face and dropped his schoolbag angrily, causing a pit to form on the ground: "I'm back."
Snap——
A giant palm slapped the kid on the back.
Tom Chu said fiercely: "Pick up the bag! Civilized language! I am your father all day long, and I am your father!"
The childhood villain No. 1 Had a cross on his forehead: ... I can bear it!
[Vicious villain]
The eccentric kindergarten kid threw a handful of nails at the man who called himself his father.
Being avoided...
A hand reached out and grabbed the child's ear.
Tom Chu: "I told you to litter!"
Childhood Villain No. 2: "Dad! Dad! Dad! I was wrong! My ears are going to be ripped off!"
[White Cut Black Crazy Criticism of Villains]
Naituanzi made a milky sound and wanted to hug him, but secretly stabbed Tom Chu in the back with a knife.
Before the knife touched the person, the furry hair was grabbed hard.
Chu Tom: "You are young and below for this offense!"
Naitanzi Villain No. 3: "Dad... My hair is tied a little tight, I don't want to be bald!"
[The villain who uses violence to fight violence develops great skills, and his plan works!
From then on, Tom Chu started his career as a villain dad.
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A barrage flashed in the live variety show: This is domestic violence! The children are so miserable!
Three milk balls: Nonsense! My dad hits me out of affection and scolds me out of love!
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Dad Mission 2: Take the kids to film.
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A few years later, the house was filled with certificates: five good students, good Miao Miao medals, first place in the good baby eating contest...
Chu Tom nodded with satisfaction, and the three cubs shivered.
"Dad smiles so carefully."
Reading tips:
①The heartwarming story of a [violent (crossed out)] battle of wits between a bad actor and a bad dad and an unlucky child
② If you don't wear it quickly, there are three cubs in total, and everyone is daddy's treasure.
③No cp, the three cubs are all born from raising rocks.
④In addition to variety shows with babies, there are also movies with babies
Intention: Do what you do and love what you do