A reporter: May I ask Professor Snape, how does it feel to accidentally dress up as your archenemy?
Snape:......
A reporter: What is it like to assist yourself while also helping your enemy to find a partner?
Snape:......
A reporter: What do you think about the rumors that Professor Snape is more familiar with his rival's friend than his biological brother?
Snape:......
A reporter: Excuse me...
Snape: Avada eats a big melon! ! !
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