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[Advance collection of metaphysics articles "Wait a minute, am I not a newbie" and "After the Male Concubine Becomes the Throne" by Gudan. Those who are interested beg to collect it~]
Shen Jun, an 18th-tier amateur, has no reputation and is still in hiding. He lives in the lucrative entertainment industry without a single coin in his pocket.
Agent: "If there are any romance resources, would you like to take them?"
Shen Jun, who has not been exposed for three years, said resolutely: "Yes. Who is my love partner? Oh, it doesn't matter who it is. If he asks me to go east, I will never go west. I serve tea and water, I rub shoulders and legs, I am that good boyfriend who is twenty-four filial piety!"
Agent: "Your ex-boyfriend, Qin Yinuo."
Shen Jun regretted instantly, "No, I will die."
"The salary is four million."
Four million, two months of filming, and a daily salary of 65,000. Shen Jun quickly changed his words: "... What's the fear of death?!"
At the love drama scene, other "couples" were sweet and sweet, but Shen Jun and Qin Yinuo kept a safe distance of one meter wide at all times:
During the maze tracking session, other boyfriends held their lovers in their arms, fearing that they would be separated from each other.
Shen Jun geared up: "Son, don't even think about surpassing your father."
Qin Yinuo: "..."
In the "Decorating Our Home" segment, other boyfriends worked hard to make money in the small town where the show was recorded. The lover spent every penny to decorate his home, breaking a penny into several petals: "It's not easy for him to make money, so he saves money when he can."
Shen Jun was extravagant: "Bring me the best. In order to live comfortably, I am willing to let Qin Yinuo work like a cow or a horse."
Qin Yinuo swiped the card with an expressionless face: "If you don't look good, I'll hang you on the wall as decoration."
The two were brazenly quarreling with each other on the show, and there was no sign of affection at all. The manager was so anxious that he winked at Shen Jun wildly: "You serve tea and water, you rub shoulders and legs, where is your good boyfriend who is filial to you?"
Oh, yes.
Shen Jun immediately came to Qin Yinuo's side, pulled down half of his collar, exposed half of his shoulders, and urged Qin Yinuo: "I'm thirsty. I want tea and water. My shoulders still hurt. Hurry up, rub my shoulders and legs!"
Shen Jun said "OK" to his manager, and a good boyfriend with twenty-four filial piety will be in place immediately.
After the romance ended, Shen Jun took four million to find his boss to terminate the contract, but through the crack of the door he saw Qin Yinuo sitting in the boss's seat, and the boss was sitting below him looking respectful.
"Mr. Qin, we have allowed Teacher Shen to attend Lianzong as per your request."
Shen Jun opened his eyes wide: Oh, my scheming ex-boyfriend.
[Instructions for consumption]
1. Characters have no prototypes
2. The combination of cleverness
3Key points, Highlight, This article contains a lot of memories! ! Please enter with caution! !
[Pre-collection] "Wait a minute, am I not a rookie?"
When Jian Ning woke up, he found that he had lost five years of memory. According to the diary, he learned that he was a swindler. He was arrested and sent to the detention center to repent for fortune-telling without a license half a month ago.
After repenting, before Jian Ning had time to change her mind and start a new life, she was forced by the crew of a live metaphysics variety show to impersonate the long-lost metaphysics boss Jian Mingzhou on the show.
Guest A is a wizard ranked 2500 in the metaphysics rankings, Guest B is a Buddhist disciple ranked 968, and Guest C is a great god ranked 499.
Jian Ning is the rookie ranked 10,000,0092.
And the Jian Mingzhou he impersonated was the third-ranked boss in the rankings.
Jian Ning was so pissed that she posted a reward overnight: "Uu guys, how can a rookie pretend to be a boss in front of a master? Urgent, emergency, save the child's life QAQ"
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Faced with a narrow escape, the other guests ran away, but Jian Ning's legs were weak and she couldn't move.
Guests praised: "As expected of a great master, as stable as Mount Tai!"
Facing the endless demons and demons, the other guests showed off their magic skills to their heart's content. Jian Ning shivered and was determined to pretend to be dead and never take action.
The guest understood: "How can a mere little monster deserve to be let go by a master!"
Until the big BOSS appeared, other guests were defeated one after another, and all their hopes were pinned on Jian Ning.
Jian Ning was so frightened that her three souls and seven souls were flying around. Please help! Can anyone help me QAQ!
During the push, Jian Ning touched it casually, and the big boss was wiped out in ashes.
Jian Ning:......
Looking at the BOSS who died more easily than dusting off ashes, and then looking at the frightened guests whose faces turned pale, Jian Ning realized: It turns out he is not the only impostor! The entire crew is actually an actor!
Tell me earlier!
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After the epiphany, Jian Ning changed her past style, became calm and relaxed, and showed her bossy demeanor.
The variety show suddenly asked them to solve the big boss on the magic ranking list.
Jian Ning plucked her ears and acted on the head of a demonic boss? He can tear us fakes to pieces with just one hand.
Unable to resist, Jian Ning was pushed to the demonic realm by the frenzied crowd.
The black mist filled the air, covering the sky and the sun. Crows flew by in groups, crows chirped, and the bloody wind picked up the bones scattered on the ground. The door to the abyss, as black as ink, opened, and slowly walked out the frightened man on the ranking list.
His eyes were heavy: "Jian Mingzhou, how dare I come back if I'm such a scumbag?"
Jian Ning: "???"
Are you also an actor? Your crew is so dedicated!
Intention: Perseverance and self-improvement
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