Copywriting one:
Song Yunru and Ye Yixian agreed to get married, and they respected each other like ice in the past three years.
In three months, the agreement expires.
Ye Yixian pushed a piece of divorce agreement in front of Song Yunru: Let's get a divorce!
Song Yunru (arrogantly): It seems that the day for divorce has not come yet. Please, Teacher Ye, please have some spirit of contract. I can't lose even one second.
Ye Yixian: I can bear it!
Secretly, President Song was crying, his wife Bai Yueguang came back and wanted to abandon me, no way! ! ! !
Three months later, Ye Yixian once again pushed a divorce agreement in front of Song Yunru: The time has come, let's get a divorce!
Song Yunru tore up the divorce agreement: Agreement? What agreement:
Ye Yixian (angry): Where is the spirit of the contract agreed upon by a certain CEO?
Song Yunru (shameless): What the hell is the spirit of contract? Does it smell like a wife? Is there a soft wife? I've heard of people making big pie plans for their wedding.
Copywriting two:
In order to get married, I make a big deal every day.
But have you ever heard of someone trying to get divorced every day?
Song Yunru: Wife, we are about to get divorced and we haven't watched a movie together yet.
Ye Yixian: Okay, let's watch a movie.
Song Yunru: Wife, we are about to get divorced and we haven't traveled together yet.
Ye Yixian: Okay, let's go traveling.
Song Yunru: Wife, we are about to get divorced and we haven't taken any wedding photos yet.
Ye Yixian: Okay, let's take wedding photos.
Song Yunru: Wife, we are about to get divorced, not yet...
Ye Yixian (angry): Come, I'll give you the pen and you'll paint the pie. I just want a divorce.
Song Yunru: The pie has to be painted, and divorce is impossible.
Purpose: Companionship is the longest confession of love