[The new article "Zhazha Play Manual [Quick Travel]" is being updated, the copy is at the bottom, please collect it~]
Social animal Shen Mian has transformed into a cannon fodder female star and is participating in the filming of an S-level romance series.
The heroine in the original novel is easily and charmingly charming, while the control group is in a humble state and is black on the Internet.
Facing the hell-difficulty start, Shen Mian just started.
Other guests were singing and dancing, and the peacocks were in full bloom.
Shen Mian chose to lie down on the spot.
In the book sharing competition, other guests talked about the origin of the universe from "A Brief History of Time", but Shen Mian took out a copy of "How to Conquer a Handsome Boy".
Program team: "? Where did this naughty thing come from?"
The audience said: "She is so weird, I love her so much, I will send her to the podium."
Being interviewed by the program crew about their views on the male guests.
Shen Mian: "Working makes people happy, but men make people miserable."
The male guests were upset when they heard this: "You are talking angry words! I don't believe it!"
The program team used her as a marketing tool, thinking that she would be scolded and quit the competition soon, but it turned out that she was so thick-skinned that she attracted a wave of equally wonderful fans.
Not only was Shen Mian not confused, but she was completely red!
Audience: "What the hell is lying around all day?"
Fan: "Shen HaiGou! (Twisting) (Snarling) (Crawling) The toes on the ground are all in the shape of loving you!"
The new guest on the show found the correct way to open Xianyu and thought she would not fall in love with him.
Top tip: "I'll give you 50 million and pretend to be a couple with me."
The sea dog lazily said: "I don't..."
Top trend: "One hundred million."
The sea dog turned over: "Yes!"
Music boss/investor/psychiatrist: "I admit that I spoke too loudly to you before! Mianzi! How can I live without you!"
Poseidon Ao Ye is a top-ranked, arrogant and indifferent thousand-year-old god, but he stumbles when he encounters Shen Mian.
At first he was proud: "We only have a financial relationship, so I advise you not to pester me."
Later he was embarrassed: "Woo woo woo, don't just love my money, you can also love me for a short time!"
[Recommend my pre-collection of "Scumbag Acting Manual [Quick Travel]", fake scumbag x real villain]
Advance copy copy
There is such a kind of person in the novel. They are pathological and paranoid. They are an Everest-like stumbling block on the road of love between the male and female protagonists, making countless readers hate them.
The mission of the book wearer Shang Chi is to torture him! Give him some color!
In order to achieve his goal, Shang Chi learned how to be a scumbag overnight.
Rule 1 of the Scumbag Acting Manual: Insult his character.
Shang Chi stepped on the villain to the ground in public: "You! You are only worthy of being my sister's puppy!"
The system screamed: "Stop your role-playing! The villain is even more excited!"
Article 2 of the Scumbag Acting Manual: Destroy his body
Shang Chi kicked open the door of the villain's room late at night: "Get up while you're sleeping! We won't sleep tonight!"
The system collapsed: "You are destroying my body! Help me! I'm going to be locked up!"
Article 3 of the Scumbag Acting Manual: Trample on his feelings
Shang Chi shook the villain's shoulders: "My dear, I don't love you at all! I only love your money and your ***! I only like to destroy you——!!"
The system roared and added the second half of the sentence: "——'s feelings!"
Shang Chi, who had just started being a scumbag, was frightened, fearing that it would be too superficial and not deep enough.
Shang Chi, who later became a scumbag, was so frightened that her six-pack abs were exposed from exhaustion.
The heroine raised her head and puffed out her chest: I am such a scumbag, I am so sinful!
The male protagonist raised his hands and held his heart: Help, why is she so cute!
The world includes but is not limited to:
[After the divorce, he forced his ex-husband's brother to marry into his wife]
"Brother! Feel the humiliation!" (Confident smile)
[The paparazzi with dirty information is messing with the big star]
"Please me! Big star!" (Tactical retreat)
[Chief of Martial Arts Academy x Chief of Dance Academy]
"Dancer, come here quickly and finish my homework!" (With hands on hips fiercely)
—Recommended dividing line for the end of advance collection—
Highlight note
1-Modern overhead, numerous private facilities, self-justifying
2-The characters are not perfect, both male and female protagonists have shortcomings
3-I bought the cover picture with money, don't touch it (if you see similar ones elsewhere, it only means they bought them too hahaha)
Intention: Don't be afraid of suffering, but be brave enough to overcome it