As a sophomore in high school, Song Zhizhang encountered a magnitude 8 earthquake at home and was buried. When he was about to die, he saw a glimmer of light and tried his best to climb up.
Then... I arrived at a stranger's house...
He crawled out of the book...
The owner of the house is Sang Anzhao, a domineering president and a straight man. Just because his little wife read "Danmei" books, he threw the book on the ground in anger, and he lost his little wife.
As a result, this book... A person crawled out that night...
Sang Anzhao: "Who are you?? What are you doing in my house?? Get out!"
Song Zhizhang: "How do I know how I got here! Don't accuse innocent people! Just get out!!"
Song Zhizhang went to the police station alone and took out his ID card to check the address.
Uncle policeman: "Little classmate... You are giving a false certificate."
Song Zhizhang: "Fake??"
The police uncle threatened to talk to Song Zhizhang's parents.
Then...
Sang Anzhao in the company received a call from the police station.
Police: "Your brother took a fake ID card from the police station to check his address. He may have some mental problems. Come and pick him up as soon as possible."
Sang Anzhao: "... I have one..."
Before he finished speaking, the other party hung up directly.
Sang Anzhao came to the police station in despair and found that the so-called "brother" was the man lying on the floor of his house this morning.
Sang Anzhao looked at the "get out" face and immediately disowned the person: "I don't have a brother! He is not my brother! He is a thief! I found him on the floor of my house this morning!"
Song Zhizhang's eyes widened, and he immediately covered his mouth and explained frantically: "He is my brother! He has Alzheimer's disease! He doesn't remember having a brother like me!!"
Sang Anzhao: "Uh huh huh!!"
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If you have a bad temper, you will get fried (Song Zhizhang) × The domineering president and the steely straight man who will not tolerate soft or hard things (Sang Anzhao)
1V1 HE
Purpose: cherish the present moment
