Ye Qinsu (sù) × Yuanxi
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"Yuanxi."
"What for?"
"Do you like cats?"
"I like it."
"What a coincidence, I also like cats."
"Oh, what a coincidence."
"Look, you like cats and I also like cats. Doesn't this mean you like me?"
"Pfft! Cough... Cough cough - I didn't say that, Ye Qinsu, are you sick? Why am I the only one who likes you? Treat your blindness as soon as possible, okay?"
"Do you know about equivalent substitution? You learned it in the first grade of junior high school."
"... Huh?"
"Because ∠1=∠3, ∠2=∠3, so ∠1=∠2. In other words, because you like cats and I like cats, you like me."
"What... What?"
"Forget it. It doesn't matter if you don't admit it, just pretend I like you instead. - Yuan Xi, I, like you."
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Intention: From now on, youth is you and the future is you
