
Sha Diao Gong and His Talented Handsome Man [Entertainment Circle]
沙雕攻和他的天才美男[娱乐圈]
by Green Li Lamb (绿里小羊)
- Status
- Completed
- Length
- 354k Words
- Genre
- Danmei (BL)
- Era
- Modern Era
- Updated
- 3y ago
- Source
- JJWXC
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Synopsis
Please give me advance notice for the next book: "The Canary Has Eight Hundred Eyes" and "My Secret Lover Dressed as My Paper Husband". The copywriting is at the bottom. Copywriting of this article Idiot sand sculpture cry bag attack x high memory doting husband beautiful woman This article is also called "What is it like to fall in love with a funny man" Before Ji Monan met Jiang Yian, he was a complete loser. On an interview show, Ji Monan was ridiculed by the crowd for his "excellent" performance. The biggest idiot in domestic entertainment is on the hot search list because of his low IQ. The sponsor's dad's new business is to throw three-pointers into the trash can. The program talked about Osamu Dazai, and he said I know Dazai. The show talked about Salome, and he asked who killed whom? After Ji Monan met Jiang Yian, he turned into a little sun shining on the world. Wife, I like you so much. Can I buy you a pan phone case and use it to knock me down in the future? Wife, I picked the most beautiful flower to give to you downstairs in your community. Unexpectedly, I was fined by the security guard. Can you come and save me? Wife, I really want to use a forklift to perform a sex act for you and confess my love loudly! Jiang Yian's inner os: It's been eight lifetimes of bad luck for me to meet you. But thank you for curing my sugar-free life for more than 20 years. You are the only oasis in my wild desert. Sand sculpture cookies in the early stage + redemption and growth in the later stage, family fun Small theater: Ji Monan: I am so smart! Jiang Yian: Where are you smart? Ji Monan: I brought an induction cooker with me on this trip, so I don't have to worry about cooking in the wilderness! Jiang Yian: Where is your electric plug? Ji Monan: Uh... Ji Monan: Can the baby change his love head? Jiang Yian: What kind? Ji Monan: Maybe, Sun Wukong and the Bone Demon? Jiang Yian: Do you have any disease? Ji Monan: Please place an order for this blind box for my wife. It is a warm Japanese style Pussycat Doll style. I feel wild when I hear this dress, hehehe. Jiang Yian: Ji Mo Nan! Can you explain this Doraemon cosplay suit to me? Ji Monan: Uh... I was careless. [Note]: The novel has no prototype and is updated at 18:00 every day. ———————— [Advance payment for next book] Title: After the deception failed, Li Luo's stepmother signed a contract. She sold her son to Shen Yizhou, and Li Luo was "forced" to become the canary raised by the prince of Wanzhou Group. I thought it would be a drama between the financial owner and his beloved wife that was gradually heating up. Unexpectedly, the two of them had eight hundred plans. They calculated and used each other, but both of them leaked clues to each other when they were bottoming out—— Shen Yizhou: My marriage partner should have photographed me raising canaries, right? Li Luo is just a pawn of mine. Once that person breaks off the engagement, send him away. Li Luo: Thank you for your mother's trick. I have successfully broken into the Shen family as a canary. When Shen Yizhou pays the final payment of the contract, I will run away with the bucket. Acting, acting, and acting, there was not a single word of truth coming out of their mouths—— Shen Yizhou: Honey, I have always lied to you before. Marriage and everything are just excuses. My purpose is very simple. I just want to use some small tricks to win your respect. Li Luo: My dear, why am I the same? You may not believe it, but how could I run away after getting the balance? I have secretly promised you my heart for a long time. My love for you is as high as the sky and as deep as the sea. While testing each other's cards, they got involved in a series of fraud incidents. While pulling each other, the two of them jointly resisted foreign enemies and worked together to break the situation. Until one day, Shen Yizhou suddenly realized Li Luo's true purpose of approaching him... The mystery and truth that Li Luo has been pursuing for many years finally surfaced... Shen Yizhou: Li Luo, how many secrets do you have? Li Luo: What about you? Shen Yizhou. The seemingly sinister and suspicious but actually affectionate Prince Dojin attacks. X On the surface, he looks like a pretty little white flower, but in reality, he is a calm and cunning revenge victim. Title: "My Secret Lover Dresses As My Paper Man Husband" Copywriting: Chu Yanqing is a cartoonist who always follows the trend. Comics with infinite flow and a sense of pleasure are popular in the market, Chu Yanqing: Drawing! It is popular in the market to like comics that travel through time and space with a system, Chu Yanqing: Drawing! However, the market is too saturated, and Chu Yanqing is always beaten by popular homogeneous comics. Fan: "Are you here Chu Da? I really want to watch the bloody drama of Su Shuangzha being violently attacked. How about a new trap?" Chu Yanqing: "No, the market is not popular, and I am not good at this type of thing." Fans started to draw: "As long as you draw, we will help you make the reward the highest on the site, and we will guarantee you a big hit!" Chu Yanqing gritted his teeth: "Okay." Once the comic was published, Chu Yanqing became really popular, but he was criticized for it. The character "Xiao Zha Shou" was sprayed bloody, and the comment section was full of complaints. [Too bad, this bad man should be beaten to death with a stick! ] [What a masterpiece this is! Gong Ma is furious! Rnm! Get your money back! ] [Art comes from life, aren't comic book authors really scumbag in reality? ] Chu Yanqing was once criticized to the point where he stopped working and started asking for leave frequently. Chu Yanqing's leave request note 1: Sorry dear friends, I have to do some human tissue resection today, so I'm asking for leave. Chu Yanqing's leave request note 2: Sorry, my friend has cerebral palsy due to drinking. I will go to the hospital to take care of him for two days. Chu Yanqing's leave note three: My boyfriend passed away. I'm very sad. I need to get out of the haze. I won't update it for now. Say goodbye! The nonsense was backlashed, and retribution came immediately. It feels good to stop watching and wake up in the crematorium. After the break, Chu Yanqing unexpectedly fell into the world of comics. Unexpectedly, Gong, who was tortured to the point of heartbreak in the comics, turned out to be the same person as Ji Mengyang, the younger brother Chu Yanqing has been secretly in love with for decades. Seeing the heartbroken male god being tortured to the point of crying by him, Chu Yanqing jumped up and down anxiously. "Hey! Listen to my explanation! I am really not a scumbag! Ever since I was a child, I have only liked you in the whole world." Beep—— [System prompt]: You can't do this, Xiao Chu! Your points are not enough to open your true love system. If you do not follow the original work, you will not be able to return to the real world. Chu Yanqing was heartbroken and said duplicity: "Ji Mengyang, you can't be emotional, can you? We are just flirting, just for fun, why should we take it seriously? You want me to win over you?" Chu Yanqing's inner OS: Oh wow wow brother! Thousands and thousands! Don't want! Trust me! Nonsense! Intention: Be a better version of yourself, grow and struggle together





