"Original God" Teyvat's No. 1 Fun Man

"If I had known earlier that just going out to get express delivery would be..." When he came to Teyvat, Banxia's daily life was either eating, drinking or playing around. When he was bored, he would tease the fools or help Hutao test coffins. He was a well-known idler in Liyue. One day, he was trying to pick up a bow that he accidentally threw on the roof, and then he saw a traveler and emergency food hiding from the Qianyan Army behind him at the place opposite where the Immortal Invitation Ceremony was being held, as well as the unknown fool "Youngzi" behind who was ready to heroically save the beauty. Banxia: ... Oh haha. So Banxia jumped up high to get ahead of Dardalia and stood in front of the traveler, "Give me all your belongings and I will ensure that you will not be caught by the Qianyan Army if you commit evil in Liyue." Traveler:…. #Although, Prince Yan was really not assassinated by me# Young Master:? ! This script is wrong! After getting along with the travelers, he remained indifferent to Paimon's well-intentioned advice. "Ban Xia, all the Fools are not good people, it's better not to get too close to them, in case you suffer a loss one day...!" "Ah? No way? Last time, the two guys with fire guns and rock guns invited me to dinner, and asked me if I wanted to go to the tent they set up in the wild to watch the cat do a backflip." Paimon:? 1. OOC, poor logic, poor writing 2. Please leave friendly comments 3. The protagonist has never played Genshin Impact and only has a partial understanding of it. 4. Brainless and relaxed daily life, emotional lines follow the fate 5. Hope you enjoy your meal! ~ Purpose: Enjoy life